Charlotte
I don't need a new kitchen un 6 to 8 weeks, I need a kitchen today!
Henry
Why?
Ray
Yeah, what's your deal?
Charlotte
My deal is that I have a date tonight with Jack Swagger, and I was gonna MAKE HIM DINNER AT MY HOUSE!!!
Henry
Wait...
Jasper
You know Jack Swagger?
Henry
International music superstar Jack Swagger?
Schwoz
Youngest person to win a Grammy Jack Swagger?
Ray
You have a date?
Charlotte
Yes! With Jack Swagger!
Jasper
How do you know Jack Swagger?
Charlotte
We went to camp together, like 10 years agoa, back when he was Jack Swagawitz.
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