Henry Danger · Season 5
[Charlotte and Jasper enter the Hart household, holding presents for Henry's birthday]
Hey, hey! Happy your birthday, Henry! Oh, I'll open my present. Alright?
Watch out.
[Jasper throws his present and it hits Piper, Piper scream as she falls o the floor]
[gets up] Jasper!
Yeah, I'm just gonna set this down like a normal person.
We got tickets to Cactus Con!
[Everyone laughs and cheers. Henry gets so excited, that he does a backflip, shocking Ray]
Whaaat?! Holy crush, did - did you just do a backflip?
Yeah.
[turns to the others] No one else impressed by Henry just doing a backflip?
It's just a backflip.
You only get one.
[to Henry] We've been talking about you behind your back. And we've realized that sometimes...
You get three beeps on your watch. Then, you make up a ridiculous excuse and leave the house for three hours.
I don't make ridiculous excuses.
Oh, yeah? Remember when you said Jasper's water bed was on fire?
Or that your teacher, Miss Shapen, needed you to give her ankle hair an emergency trim?
You saw a bird with a human face down the street.
You saw a human with a bird face up the street.
Uhhh, can we... can we talk about this larer? Please? Like when I get back from seeing Jasper in the beatboxing competition?
Hmm, I thought it was a yodeling competition.
It's both.
[Rick Twittler is laughing manically as he has Captain Man trapped in a plasma gas trap]
All right. Okay, Rick. You've been laughing for like, a really long time now, that's enough.
[laughing] Sorry. You just look so ridiculous.
Well, I wasn't expecting to be frozen by a man I had just saved.
Yeah, that's the plasma gas.
Huh?
Plasma. Yes, it's made from a chemical in a very poisoous cactus I stole from the Swellview Cactus Convention.
Oh that was you.
Uh huh.
Well, good for you. Can we just skip to the part where I punch you and drag you to jail?
That's not gonna happen.
Yeah it is, Rick. I fought a lot of bad guys pal, and I always win.
I'm not your average bad guy... Ray Manchester.
Who's that?
I hacked into the Man Cave computer while you were at Cactus Con. I know everything about you.
No you don't.
Your name is Ray Manchester. You own a fake store bove the Man Cave called "Junk N Stuff." You tell people you're 36, when really you're...
No.
...37!
Captain Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What's up?
Now, you can also fly!
Are you serious?
Yeah! You got all of that bee's power, you too can fly! Just... jump and believe!
What?! No fair, I wanna fly!
Out of my way, dude, I'm about to fly!
What?
[he climbs on top of the sofa] See you in the clouds, ground walkers!
[Henry jumps spread eagle style, but instead of flying, he ends up falling down, landing flat on his face, causing Schwoz and Charlotte to laugh]
I can't believe you thought you could fly!
You literally fell for it!
Not cool, Schwoz!
My brother is Kid Danger, but my brother is gross. So Kid Danger is gross? But I love Kid Danger! So I love my brother?! [screams]
Arc.
Ryker!
Ciara.
Schwoz?
Hi.
[looks at the audience] And Captain Man... as the hero.
[After Schwoz destroys the fiesta sized churro]
I'm gonna blow up the Man Cave! [runs off]
Should I follow him, or...
We should all follow him.
[The gang sprints off to stop Ray]
Shut up, lion! I'm in the middle of something here.
[Schwoz is now in Charlotte's arms when lights goes back on]
What is wrong with you?!
I'm afraid of the dark.
Well, there's light now!
Sometimes it's just nice to be held.
[Piper repeatedly smashes Jasper's computer as the others watch, then she gives it back to him]
There. Now no one can hear you type.
So how'd the mission go?
Yeah, did you guys capture Slappy Pete?
Yeah, we got him, but he slapped me pretty good. Is there a mark? [shows the slap hand mark to the others]
Ehhhh....
So red.
Tiny handed freak.
I didn't know that Slappy Pete has 6 fingers.
He was holding a tiny little hot dog when he slapped me. Tiny handed, hot dog eatin freak.
Henry! Swellview needs us. [tosses the gumball tube to Henry]
What's going on?
No time to explain. Let's chew with urgency.
I don't know thw emergency.
Good one.
Thank you.
[Piper screams in absolute shock as she finds out Ray and Henry's secret identities]
[shocked] Oh, my God! My brother is Kid Danger!
No, I'm not, I mean... No, he's not. I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother? He's probably awesome, but he's not me. You should leave!
[to Captain Man] And you, must be Henry's boss from Junk N Stuff.
I sure am! You got a smart sister, Henry.
Dude!
Yeah, that's your brother. I'm his boss. Make yourself at home. I will be riiight back. [leaves]
Wait, why are you being so calm about this, and where are you going?
[to Kid Danger] Who else knows about this? Does Mom know?
No.
Does Dad know?!
No! And no, they don't. Okay, you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this because no one else knows.
[Charlotte enters.]
Henry! You and Ray have got ti stop playing with the break room...
Charlotte?!
Piper?!
You said no one else knows!
Uh... I don't know. I don't know anything. I just woke up here.This isn't my house! Where am I? [chuckles nervously]
Okay, fine! Charlotte knows, and is a really terrible liar, but no one else knows.
[appears by the elevator] Hey, Henry! The package thief was your Dad! Hey, Piper. Check out how great my fake eyebrows -- [realizes] Oh my God, what's Piper doing here?!
Jasper knows too?!
Okay, yes! Jasper knows, and so does Charlotte, but that... that's it!
[Schwoz comes down th tubes, and sees Henry's sister.]
Up the tube! [goes up the tube]
Was that our new neighbor from Germany?
Well...
'Cause he also looks like our Italian plumber.
That's actually a funny story...
And the guy who fell through our ceiling and landed on top of me!
Okay, yes, he's all those people, all right? And probably some other guys that I can't remember right now. [his phone rings] Hang kn a sec. [answers the call] What, Schwoz?
[on phone] Your sister is in the Man Cave! I think she might have seen me.
Yeah. I know she saw you. Get back here, click.
[on phone] Click.
I, uh... I gotta go.
Where?
There's a oven on at the zoo, so I'm just going to turn that off. So...
You don't have to lie anymore. I know you're Kid Danger.
Oh. Yeah. Emergency at the Man Cave. Gotta go.
Can I come?
Uh, sorry. Nerds only, later toad! [Closes the door]
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