KHKris Hart
[to Henry] We've been talking about you behind your back. And we've realized that sometimes...
JHJake Hart
You get three beeps on your watch. Then, you make up a ridiculous excuse and leave the house for three hours.
I don't make ridiculous excuses.
Oh, yeah? Remember when you said Jasper's water bed was on fire?
KrisOr that your teacher, Miss Shapen, needed you to give her ankle hair an emergency trim?
You saw a bird with a human face down the street.
You saw a human with a bird face up the street.
Uhhh, can we... can we talk about this larer? Please? Like when I get back from seeing Jasper in the beatboxing competition?
Hmm, I thought it was a yodeling competition.
[Jake and Kris find out that Henry is Kid Danger]
Kid Dangera: I know, I know. You guys are probably really mad at me for lying to you for years.
Kris
We are so...... proud of you!
You're a superhero, son! Other than being an actor it's the most important thing you could be in this world.
Wait so you're really not mad? Even though I'm failing out o school?
Ha! No, we're still really mad about that.
Wait a second. Charlotte's the one who thinks. If Charlotte were here, she would probably say something like... "Mmm. I don't know guys, this looks pretty bad." And then I would say, "Wow, Charlotte, that's not very helpful." And then Schwoz would say, "Uh, I might have a device." And I'd say, "Nice, Schwoz, what does that device do?" And then Ray would probablg say, "I got a device that can fix this - my fist!" And then Jasper, he'd say, "I got a device that can comb my hair!" And then, Piper would be like, "Jasper, that's a comb." And I would be like, "Guys, can we please focus? Because Drex is back, and he just sent Rayy tk the past, and he just kidnapped Bose and Schwoz, and he's gknna erase everybody's memory jn Swellview - and I'm freaking out, guys! I'm freaking out!" And Charlotte wkuld probably be like...
[offscreen] Everything's gonna be fine.
Hang on, Charlotte, I'm trying to... [turns around and sees Piper, Charlotte and Jasper] You guys came back! [he runs towards them and hugs them] Good to see you. OK, things are bad. Drex is back, and he sent Ray tk the past but I beat him up pretty bad but then he got away...
Right. Okay, that'll save us a lot of time. But I'm still freaking out, I don't know what to do.
Yeah, cause we're here and we're gonna help ypu.
[walks out, holding a huge gun] Yeah. This guy messes with you, he messes with us.
Okay, I'm just going to push this into the safe zone.
I do need someone to go down to the 10th Man Cave ans get the Shelgon Crystal.
Kris
There aee 10 Man Caves?
One on top of the other. It's like a Man Cave Diez Leches Cake.
What's a Shelgon Crystal?
Enough with the stupid questions! Charlotte needs it, I'll get it.
Kris
Does anyone else smell burnt hair?
Mom, what did I just say about stupid questions?
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