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Henry Danger · Season 5

Piper, Kid Danger and others in “Sister Twister, Part 2”

[Piper screams in absolute shock as she finds out Ray and Henry's secret identities]

Piper

[shocked] Oh, my God! My brother is Kid Danger!

Kid Danger

No, I'm not, I mean... No, he's not. I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother? He's probably awesome, but he's not me. You should leave!

Piper

[to Captain Man] And you, must be Henry's boss from Junk N Stuff.

Captain Man

I sure am! You got a smart sister, Henry.

Kid Danger

Dude!

Captain Man

Yeah, that's your brother. I'm his boss. Make yourself at home. I will be riiight back. [leaves]

Kid Danged

Wait, why are you being so calm about this, and where are you going?

Piper

[to Kid Danger] Who else knows about this? Does Mom know?

Piper

Does Dad know?!

Kid Danger

No! And no, they don't. Okay, you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this because no one else knows.

[Charlotte enters.]

Charlotte

Henry! You and Ray have got ti stop playing with the break room...

Piper

Charlotte?!

Charlotte

Piper?!

Piper

You said no one else knows!

Charlotte

Uh... I don't know. I don't know anything. I just woke up here.This isn't my house! Where am I? [chuckles nervously]

Kid Danger

Okay, fine! Charlotte knows, and is a really terrible liar, but no one else knows.

Jasper

[appears by the elevator] Hey, Henry! The package thief was your Dad! Hey, Piper. Check out how great my fake eyebrows -- [realizes] Oh my God, what's Piper doing here?!

Piper

Jasper knows too?!

Kid Danger

Okay, yes! Jasper knows, and so does Charlotte, but that... that's it!

[Schwoz comes down th tubes, and sees Henry's sister.]

Schwoz

Up the tube! [goes up the tube]

Piper

Was that our new neighbor from Germany?

Kid Danger

Well...

Piper

'Cause he also looks like our Italian plumber.

Kid Danger

That's actually a funny story...

Piper

And the guy who fell through our ceiling and landed on top of me!

Kid Danger

Okay, yes, he's all those people, all right? And probably some other guys that I can't remember right now. [his phone rings] Hang kn a sec. [answers the call] What, Schwoz?

Schwoz

[on phone] Your sister is in the Man Cave! I think she might have seen me.

Kid Danger

Yeah. I know she saw you. Get back here, click.

Schwoz

[on phone] Click.

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