Chris North quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Now the red kitchen's first entrées are about to go out. All that's left is a piece of salmon from the most experienced chef on the red team.

Chris.

Yes, chef?

Come here. You're an executive chef right?

Yes, chef.

What do you think of that?

It's a little fucked up, chef.

[pushing the fish into Chris' chest] There you go. Sorry. I told you fucking earlier, hello? And you knew it's fucked up.

You're right chef.

Yeah, and an executive chef doesn't serve shit like that, do they?

I apologize, chef.

No, no, you apologise. Don't you do it again! Okay?

I'll start it again chef. [interview] I haven't gotten where I am today without having skills. I think Gordon recognizing talent is going to come with time.

Send the whole fucking table back. The executive chef has just sent me an overcooked piece of shit. (interview) Chris has a huge chip on his shoulder. He's an executive chef which basically means you sit on your arse all day long. And clearly he's been doing that for the last ten years.

Jeff, one spaghetti lobster with no lobster in it. The other is loaded with lobster. Wear that one out!

Chef Ramsay's addition of Michael to the red team is already paying off.

[to Jeff] Say "Thank you, Mike." Say "Thank you, Mike."

Thank you, Mike. [under his breath] They're expecting too much for someone who's never been on a fucking line before.

Jeff, do you want him to cook your meat for you, too?

What do you want me to do?! I've never been on a fucking line before! I'm doing it, I'm trying!

Jeff! Jeff!

Are you fucking talking to me right now, Jeff?! Are you?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is going on?

I'm trying the best I can-

Come here! Come here, you!

I'm doing the best I can! I've never been on a line before.

Stop shouting. Alright, what are we waiting on?

I'm working on that spaghetti right now.

Alright, move your arse and get it done. Dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Jeff, we're here to help you, but you don't talk to chef like that, okay?

Jeff, did you hear that (last order)?

No, I'm done man. I'm finished.

No you're not! Come back, Jeff!

Here we go with that. Are you going to run?

No, I'm going to stay and finish up service.

Oh really. Why?

Because I'm not a quitter.

You're not a quitter. Hey, you're not a fucking cook either. [returns to the pass]

[under his breath] You're an asshole.

What was that? What did you just say? I want you to say it louder! I want you to say it louder, Jeff!

Come here. What did you say?

If you don't like me, I don't know what to tell you. You're an asshole.

That's not cool, Jeff.

Unbelievable.

That is not fucking cool.

[takes his jacket off and leaves the kitchen] Send my ass home. I've had enough of this shit.

Go, please.

A little more than two hours into dinner service, Jeff has walked out, and the Red team is trying to keep it together.