Hell's Kitchen · Season 1, Episode 3
“Episode Three” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Gordon (4), Narrator (2), Maryann (2), Chris North (2)
Why's the spaghetti not in there yet?
The water's not at a rolling boil.
Not boiling? Did you top it up with cold water?
Yes, chef.
Why did you put cold water in there?
I thought that cold water was supposed to boil faster than hot water.
What?!
Jeff, one spaghetti lobster with no lobster in it. The other is loaded with lobster. Wear that one out!
(Michael steps in and splits the spaghetti lobster for Jeff.)
Chef Ramsay's addition of Michael to the red team is already paying off.
[to Jeff] Say "Thank you, Mike." Say "Thank you, Mike."
Thank you, Mike. [under his breath] They're expecting too much for someone who's never been on a fucking line before.
Jeff, do you want him to cook your meat for you, too?
What do you want me to do?! I've never been on a fucking line before! I'm doing it, I'm trying!
Jeff! Jeff!
Are you fucking talking to me right now, Jeff?! Are you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is going on?
I'm trying the best I can-
Come here! Come here, you!
I'm doing the best I can! I've never been on a line before.
Stop shouting. Alright, what are we waiting on?
I'm working on that spaghetti right now.
Alright, move your arse and get it done. Dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Jeff, we're here to help you, but you don't talk to chef like that, okay?
Jeff, did you hear that (last order)?
No, I'm done man. I'm finished.
No you're not! Come back, Jeff!
Here we go with that. Are you going to run?
No, I'm going to stay and finish up service.
Oh really. Why?
Because I'm not a quitter.
You're not a quitter. Hey, you're not a fucking cook either. [returns to the pass]
[under his breath] You're an asshole.
What was that? What did you just say? I want you to say it louder! I want you to say it louder, Jeff!
Come here. What did you say?
If you don't like me, I don't know what to tell you. You're an asshole.
That's not cool, Jeff.
Unbelievable.
That is not fucking cool.
[takes his jacket off and leaves the kitchen] Send my ass home. I've had enough of this shit.
Go, please.
A little more than two hours into dinner service, Jeff has walked out, and the Red team is trying to keep it together.
Jeff, well, I had to laugh at the end when he called me an arsehole. I've been called far worse than that. [hangs Jeff's jacket] Wendy, well it's about time I put you out of your misery. [hangs Wendy's jacket]
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