Garrett quotes from Hell's Kitchen

(to Garrett) There's not even an ounce of salt in there. Are you serious? We can't send any food, Garrett... GARRETT... Unless we've tasted anything. If you haven't tasted your own fucking food, what chance have you got!?

None.

I'd rather fuck off for a burger!

This is your time now to step up and get your team together.

Yes, chef.

Those two, yeah? Are cooking like donkeys. Come on! Donkey's Kitchen, should we change the fucking logo? D.K.?

No, chef.

Come on please! The duck!

Heather West

GARRETT!

Yes chef!

Where’s the cabbage? Come on, Garrett! Keith and Garrett! You just got all quiet! None of you are working as a team! Where's the lamb SAUCE?!

Heather West

Come on, man!

I just need a--

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

Heather West

Right here, chef.

Lamb sauce is coming up.

There's just nothing coming together!

Right here, chef.

Thank you very much.

Not a problem, chef.

Oh, fuck off, you fat useless sack of fucking yankee-danky-doodle shite. Fuck off, will you please, yeah?

Garrett, yesterday when I went out with the girls, you... gave me this (the finger). Right now big boy, you've got nothing to be brash, cocky or show such attitude over. Do you want to go?

No.

I never, ever want to see this in front of my face again. Let's get that clear.

Hoping to satisfy Chef Ramsay, Garrett rushes his chicken to the pass.

Garrett, the chicken is raw!

Yes, chef.

You're going to kill someone!

Garrett has just brought a dish to the pass that is not only inedible but downright dangerous.

You knew it's raw!

I'm doing it because it's faster chef. It's the only reason.

Faster?! You've always got a fucking answer for everything!

I'm just trying to--

SHUT IT! YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN WHITE!!

Carrots!

Yes, chef!

"Carrots" I said, not "Garrett".