Chef Ramsey is giving the red team some polite words of encouragement.
(To the Red Team) PLEASE, please, PLEASE, please, PLEASE, please, PLEASE MOVE. YOUR ARSES.
“Episode Five” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Gordon (6), Narrator (2), Heather West (2), Garrett (2), Keith (2), Rachel (2), Sara Horowitz (1), Virginia (1)
[Gordon checks the quail brought up by Rachel]
Oh, no. No, no, no. Rachel!
Yes, chef?
Come here, you. Come here. No, fuck it. All of you, come here right now. [pounds the counter] And eat. Eat that. Eat it. I'm, I'm, I'm--I'm dying to understand what's going through your FUCKING MIND! Now, what do you think of the quail?
It's overcooked. Little too much production on the sauce chef and you can see bones.
What's your verdict?
It's dry and tastes a little burned.
Yeah, it's shit! A little burned?! Fuck me! Do you need some glasses? (to Jean-Philippe) Ask one of the customers for his fucking glasses. There, table seven, he's got them (to Rachel) And what's in it for you?
It's overcooked.
Pssss...fuck off will you?
All right, let's do it again guys, come on. [Jean-Philippe returns with a pair of glasses]
There they are. There's the gentleman's glasses. I'm serious now! Does anyone need a pair of glasses? Fuck off, Jean-Philippe. Did you really think I was going to go out there with the quail, burned to a cinder? (Rachel doesn't answer) Did you really think I was going to send that? I need to know in your mind. Did you actually think I was going to serve that? (still no answer) Come here, you, come here. [leads Rachel into the pantry] What the fuck are you doing? Do you want to go home?
Ahem.
No, no, tell me now!
I will not let you down tonight.
You already have! I want to pull it back!
I will get you through entrées.
I know damn well you can do it. I can see it in your eyes. I can identify with the hunger but right now, missy, there's just a blonde empty fucking head.
I won't let you down.
Get it together, communicate, open up and start talking to me. Now move!
Yes, chef.
This is your time now to step up and get your team together.
Yes, chef.
Those two, yeah? Are cooking like donkeys. Come on! Donkey's Kitchen, should we change the fucking logo? D.K.?
No, chef.
Come on please! The duck!
GARRETT!
Yes chef!
Where’s the cabbage? Come on, Garrett! Keith and Garrett! You just got all quiet! None of you are working as a team! Where's the lamb SAUCE?!
Come on, man!
I just need a--
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!
Right here, chef.
Lamb sauce is coming up.
There's just nothing coming together!
Right here, chef.
Thank you very much.
Not a problem, chef.
Oh, fuck off, you fat useless sack of fucking yankee-danky-doodle shite. Fuck off, will you please, yeah?
[Gordon checks on wellingtons brought up by Rachel]
(to Maryann) How's it cooked?
It was cold.
Uhm, Rachel, come here.
Yes, chef?
Just touch that. What's the lamb?
It's well done.
It's requested pink. That's cooked to fuck! [pounds the counter] It's barely edible!! [sits down] Aw, for God's sake!
Rachel, this is pitiful. Rachel, you suck.
(to Rachel) Stop right there. I'm going to put you out of your misery. Switch it off. [crosses over to the blue kitchen] Just stop. Shut it down!
Yes, chef.
Although dinner service is finished, Chef Ramsay is not finished with one of the chefs.
(to Keith) You've got that spoiled brat syndrome. That huffy puffy, turn your eyes, fold your arms and you don't even look at me in the eyes.
I didn't mean that, chef.
Deep down inside, you've got a big amount of talent there, you know that. But my biggest problem is no one's noticed it properly. Has anyone ever told you how good you could be?
No, chef.
You can cook, big man, you know that. The first hour and a half of service, you were running it. Then you made one stupid mistake. The quicker you get rid of the attitude, you're going to shine.
Yes, chef.
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