“Episode Six” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Heather West

(referring to herself, Keith and Garrett) We're going to be the final three.

Heather is one tough bitch!

Heather West

I'm the toughest bitch there is.

Heather West

I was sweating like Tom today.

So this place is renowned for its steaks.

Now the red team has moved onto entrées at another Hollywood hot spot.

Nice and private, very nice.

And Virginia has an important question for the owner...

What's the one key thing that you can honestly say? I'm saying like right when you think of it. What can you tell me here right now? I'm saying like...

...if only she could ask it.

...What have you learned now that you didn't know then when you opened up a place?

You need consistency. That's it. Consistency.

I just find it very, I love the fact that you grew so quickly. I mean that's so...

(interview) We were like "Shut up! Shut up!" At what point is Virginia not fake?

...so on and so forth. But, you know anyway...

(interview) "Blah. blah. blah. Yadda. Yadda." Virginia, she annoys me.

Garrett, yesterday when I went out with the girls, you... gave me this (the finger). Right now big boy, you've got nothing to be brash, cocky or show such attitude over. Do you want to go?

No.

I never, ever want to see this in front of my face again. Let's get that clear.

The red team has moved on to entrées and Sara has brought her lamb...

What's that?

...to the slaughter.

What the fuck is that? Missy (Sara), Just what are you doing with the lamb?

I'm learning, chef.

You're learning?

Yes, chef.

What do you mean you're learning?

Sara! What is going on? Are you... fucking blind?

No, chef.

What is that? In your-- What are-- I don't know what the fuck you're doing!

Me neither, chef.

That is not going anywhere, missy!

Okay.

Except in the fucking bin!!

Where is the lamb?

It's working, chef.

I'm about to send the third table of entrées from the blue team and I still haven't got the lamb out from the red team!

Yes, chef.

Now it's turning into a fucking big embarrassment!!!

Yes, chef!

And I'm gonna kick you out any minute now, unless you get me a fucking lamb!!!

Yes, chef!

Sara! Come here, missy!

Yes, chef?

I don't know if you're colour-blind or you've got a problem with your fucking contact lenses, that is blood. Look, it's blood! They want it medium, it's still fucking rare! [pounds the counter]

Yes, chef!

There's blood everywhere! We still haven't sent an entrée from the red team.

Yes, chef.

(to Jean-Philippe at the pass) Take the lamb off the menu. Stop it! I don't give a flying FUCK! (to Sara) You! Don't DARE cook any more lamb: Jean-Philippe has taken so much flak on the back of your inconsistency!

Hmm.

If you're going to grill a salmon Sara, you don't tie it and fucking stuff it together. That is the third dish from the red team that is totally impractical. Can we just cut the salmon into a slice without fucking around?

Yeah. Consistency?

Don't fucking dare! Don't fucking dare!! Missy, missy, come here you fat mouthed little stupid bitch!

Yes, chef?

You're pissing around with something that's not working! Has that fucking clicked?

Yes, chef.

IT'S FUCKING RARE!! Just stop! [calls the blue team who have just completed their service] Blue team, come here! All of you! I'm so fucking determined to have a successful completed service. I've got 11 tables waiting for main courses from the red team! You (the blue team) get on the sections and work together!

Thank you, chef.

I personally don't want to stick around for pretty more shit. [exits the kitchen in disgust] A fucking embarrassment.