Elise quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Vegetarian cap(ellini)?

Elise is ready with the vegetarian capellini.

Oh, Jesus Christ. That's not vegetarian. Elise! It's the-- Shut your fucking mouth! One capellini, no lobster.

I'm sorry.

Start again. Yeah, fuck off! I'm sorry you're here. You [points to Jamie] are like her. You just can't be bothered anymore!

No, chef!

(interview) Elise is one of those people that thinks that she's one of the strongest, but not tonight.

Entrées! [knocks his arm to the workstation; reads the ticket] One fucking vegetarian capellini, no lobster, just plain tomato sauce! Call out, chef.

[begins to read the ticket] Entrées! One vegetarian lobster capellini.

One more time!

Entrées is vegetarian lobster capellini!

ONE MORE TIME!! ONE MORE TIME!!

One lobster capellini vegetarian!

IS IT IN?!

Yes, chef!

WAKE UP!!

Yes, chef! (interview) I know Chef Ramsay is pissed off at me because I know respect so much more to me. I expect toward myself and I'm pissed off at myself.

(quietly, to Elise) A black jacket? You need a straitjacket!

While Tommy finishes what Chef Ramsay stared, over in the red kitchen...

Vegetarian cap(ellini). [brings to the pass]

Elise is ready to impress with her next oyster dish.

Let's go! [Elise presents the dish] Aw, come on! (Brief pause) In fact, you tell me chef, are they overcooked?

[after touching oyster dish] Yes they are, chef.

Come here you, GET OUT! Hey! Do you know what? You don't care.

I do care!

Look! Come here! Look, look! They're like bullets! Look at the water... Look at... You're going to say... You're going to say they're fresh and delicious?

No, chef.

Yeah, take that, take that and fuck off out of here! Eat them! Enjoy your dinner! Nice romantic plate of oysters for a little superstar.

(interview) Uaagghh...!!!

(to Elise) Bon appetit, princess!

(interview) I'm pissed, I'm embarrassed. The only way to get worse is if I don't have a chance to redeem myself because I know I can fucking do it.

What the fuck? [returns to the workstation] All of you, just stop! Come here.

Uh-oh.

[sees Carrie still doing her garnishes] Oh, my God. Look, she's so fucking rude.

I'm not rude chef.

Put your fucking pan down. [gets a spoonful] That's burnt! [angrily slams the pan upside down]

I got more potatoes coming right now chef.

Come on, Carrie!

(interview) Garnish was slow as hell today. That was not coming off.

[throws the spoonful on the workstation] SHIT!!

I got more potatoes coming right now.

It's like a fucking bullet!

Elise, you have a bright career in this industry... as a customer! Your biggest problem is you can't work with a team.

That's not true, I have been trying to work with my team since I got here.

How many people on The Red Team think Elise is a unique dynamic team player then?

I think she's an individual, I'll say

More concerned about her in her little world?

[over Gordon speaking] Was I an individual when I went up and read the tickets for everybody? [Carrie sighs in disbelief] Was I an individual then? [bangs the work surface] When no one else would step up and I did? Was I an individual then?

One time Elise?

Shut up for, SHUT UP FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!!! THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT WE HAVE TO FUCKING SAY!

Oh I take constructive criticism!

SHUT UP!, my fucking turn! [Will shakes his head] That's your problem, no one fucking listens! [Paul gives off a shocked look]

Unbelievable. [returns to the workstation] Hey, stop! This is ridiculous!

Oh, my god. We're so going to get thrown out again.

(to Elise) Is this the one you sliced?

Yes, chef. [touches the meat]

It's dry. What are you doing? You've been to New York, you've had your hands on the prize. This like night one in here.

No, chef.

And you, Elizabeth. You can't time and you can't talk to anybody. You've given up over there.

No, chef. No, chef.

(calling Elise and Elizabeth out of the kitchen) You and you, fuck off out of here. Get out! Take that with you, just leave me alone. Get out of here, both of you! Fuck off up to the dorm... [Elise kicks the bin out of anger] (to Elise) Hey, you! Pick that fucking thing up! You want to serve shit, overcooked meat, now start kicking the bin! Wow! Un-fucking-believable! GET OUT! FUCK OFF! Pathetic! Embarrassing! Jennifer!

Yes chef!

You’re on your own!

Yes chef!

One cod, two New York strip, one Wellington yes?

Yes chef!

(to Elise) Elise, give your opinion.

It looks good.

[finds that two of the plates have different amount of lobster] "It looks good"? "It's looks good"! [gets two plates from the pass] Look at this one with four little bits of lobster on. Twelve on there, five on that! LOOK AT THAT TO THAT!!! DAMN!! [pounds the counter; throws his spoon away] I'M SO EMBARRASSED!! COME ON!!

Jennifer, what do you want me to do?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! Are you trying to sabotage me?! [pause] I fucking helped both of you!

What do you want me to do?! (interview) Why would I try to sabotage? I didn't have to sabotage! Jen's fucking up so bad on her own! [to Jennifer] Do you want me to put this up there?

Yes!

Okay! Well, you have to give me direction! Like, you're just...

You know what, Elise? Back off!

[slicing the apples] The apples are raw. Just touch that inside. [Elise touches the apples] Fuck off will you? CAN WE GET THE APPLES BACK IN THE PAN?!!

(interview) I had Elise cook one fucking pan of apples, and it's raw. This fucking bitch will do anything to get rid of fucking me. Anything!

You put them on, you put them on, not one of you can tell her they're undercooked. You don't care for each other!

(tearfully) I worked fucking hard with them for them, I make sure you guys are fucking great!

I did exactly what you told me to do.

Elise!

Are you serious?

Yeah, this is for the whole mashed potato thing. You know what, Elise? You're petty as you can be. You know what, I kept my mouth shut for a long time, I'm not keeping it shut anymore. War's on!

WHAT?!

(brings her apples to the pass; to Elise) I don't need your help. Thank you.

I'm going to help anyway.

I really don't want it.

(interview) Is that how it's going to be? Jen's blaming me trying to make me look bad. She's going to regret not making a friend in me.

(to the servers) Go, please! [throws his apron on the counter out of disappointment] Anything to say?

We suck, yes.

This is tiger's eye. It help me get grounded. If you have any questions you want to ask, you take this, you put it in the palm of your hand, and I just ask it questions.

(interview) (confused) Her stone talks to her?

It's telling me what yes and no, and so I ask it yes and no questions.

(interview) It's a talking stone? (camera zooms to her face)

I ask--

You ask it questions?

Yeah.

You didn't ask about the salmon though.

Ohh, ohh, the shade.