“Episode Ten” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

What the fuck? [returns to the workstation] All of you, just stop! Come here.

Uh-oh.

[sees Carrie still doing her garnishes] Oh, my God. Look, she's so fucking rude.

I'm not rude chef.

Put your fucking pan down. [gets a spoonful] That's burnt! [angrily slams the pan upside down]

I got more potatoes coming right now chef.

Come on, Carrie!

(interview) Garnish was slow as hell today. That was not coming off.

[throws the spoonful on the workstation] SHIT!!

I got more potatoes coming right now.

It's like a fucking bullet!

Elise, you have a bright career in this industry... as a customer! Your biggest problem is you can't work with a team.

That's not true, I have been trying to work with my team since I got here.

How many people on The Red Team think Elise is a unique dynamic team player then?

I think she's an individual, I'll say

More concerned about her in her little world?

[over Gordon speaking] Was I an individual when I went up and read the tickets for everybody? [Carrie sighs in disbelief] Was I an individual then? [bangs the work surface] When no one else would step up and I did? Was I an individual then?

One time Elise?

Shut up for, SHUT UP FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!!! THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU DON'T SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT WE HAVE TO FUCKING SAY!

Oh I take constructive criticism!

SHUT UP!, my fucking turn! [Will shakes his head] That's your problem, no one fucking listens! [Paul gives off a shocked look]

Grape jokes. So many grape jokes.

(to Tommy) Are you serious right now bro? Natalie is going to fucking snap if you tell one grape joke.

(interview; with a deep funny voice) Hey Guys This Is Grape! Hello! [laughs then groans in frustration]

If you hold on a second, uh.. you know I think my brain will work if I have "grape" expectations.

I'm so tired.

(interview) Please say one more damn grape joke. Please do it. Because, I'm going to fucking choke you-

Natalie, I feel like after my jokes, I've lost all ap-peel to you.

(interview; softly) Oh my god! [Natalie has enough] I am tired of these stupid fucking grapes. [throws the grapes away]

Calm down, Natalie.

You know why? because I'm not peeling anymore grapes, this is as stupid as shit, and I'm not doing it....... [throws the grapes on the ground, and jumps on them like she is throwing a tantrum] I'M NOT PEELING THEM ANYMORE! NO MORE! NO MORE FUCKING GRAPES! I'M NOT PEELING ANYMORE GRAPES EVER AGAIN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! THIS IS STUPID!

(interview) [says nothing]

Do you feel better?

(calmed) I feel better.

Oh, that was grape.

[throwing grapes at Tommy] Tommy I'm.... I'm going to kill you.