“Episode Nine” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Hey! Hey, hey, look at me! Hey, hello? [calls the attention of the blue team by knocking the workstation twice] He's (Tommy) cooking the seabass, what the fuck is he doing?!

Come on, Tommy! Tommy, are you serious?

Come here you! Hey, come here! He's cooking the fucking entrée [knocks his hand on the workstation] before we get to the fucking appetisers!

(interview) I got a little ahead of myself, I was on Speed Racer Mode. Started to get a little racy in the brain. I'm doing everything a hair early.

So he's cooking the sea bass now! For the third table, we haven't even sent the appetiser!

Okay, I'm rushing it.

Rushing it? Do me a favour. Fuck off outside, get a big, deep breath of fresh air. Piss off! Go on. Outside. Outside! Hey, look at me, fuck off! What a fucking muppet! (After Gordon kicks Tommy out for his fresh air) Romantic dinner? More like a fucked-up dinner!

Now, look at this. [returns to the workstation] All of you, come here. Yeah, that's you (Carrie).

What? [sees her sea bass] Oh, God. I didn't even see that. Oh, shit.

(to Carrie) Hey, come here. You didn't see that?

(interview) Burning stuff to crisp and trying to pass it off like you didn't see it? That's some kind of joke.

Get out!

I didn't even see that. I have another one in the oven. Don't kick me out, chef. Please. I'm not ready to quit, chef--

Yeah, look at- get out!

No!

Get out.

No, I have another one in the oven!

Get out of here.

[tries to return] Goddammi-- I have another one--

Get out!

Fuck! [tries to return again] Chef, please, no! I have another one in the oven! I can do this!

[knocks his hand on the workstation] Fucking move! You thick fucking idiot! [calls Carrie and gives her the burnt sea bass] Hey madam! Madam! Take your shit with you. Yeah. Enjoy your romantic dinner on your fucking own!

Meanwhile, in the blue kitchen...

How long two bass, one chicken, one cod?

Walking now, chef.

Paul is ready with the blue team's first entrées.

What's he done? It's raw! (brief pause) Paul!

Is it raw chef?

Stop! All of you, come here! Paul just asked me, 'Is it raw?'

It's under!

(To Paul) Will you tell me? Just touch that! TOUCH THAT! [Natalie touches the chicken] ROMANTIC DINNER?! [throws his spoon away on the workstation]

(interview) It pisses me off because Paul knows better that. I mean... you just can't serve raw chicken.

(to Paul) Hey, chef! Let me ask you, is that raw?

Chef, its under. I got another one. I'll give it to you right now--

Hey, come here you! Answer my fucking question.

Yes, chef. It's raw.

GET OUT!

[loses his temper and throws his towel on the floor] Fuck!

Pink carnations, maybe. Pink chicken, no chance!

[angrily knocks on the wall with both hands; having throw tantrums] (interview) I fucked up on a chicken! I mean, I'm fucking furious at myself! [kicks his door to the dorms] Chef Ramsay, let me back in! Let me finish what I started.

Tommy, give that to Paul for his fucking romantic dinner. Upstairs, hurry up!

PUT THE SCALLOPS ON!

Shut up!

Vegetarian cap(ellini)?

Elise is ready with the vegetarian capellini.

Oh, Jesus Christ. That's not vegetarian. Elise! It's the-- Shut your fucking mouth! One capellini, no lobster.

I'm sorry.

Start again. Yeah, fuck off! I'm sorry you're here. You [points to Jamie] are like her. You just can't be bothered anymore!

No, chef!

(interview) Elise is one of those people that thinks that she's one of the strongest, but not tonight.

Entrées! [knocks his arm to the workstation; reads the ticket] One fucking vegetarian capellini, no lobster, just plain tomato sauce! Call out, chef.

[begins to read the ticket] Entrées! One vegetarian lobster capellini.

One more time!

Entrées is vegetarian lobster capellini!

ONE MORE TIME!! ONE MORE TIME!!

One lobster capellini vegetarian!

IS IT IN?!

Yes, chef!

WAKE UP!!

Yes, chef! (interview) I know Chef Ramsay is pissed off at me because I know respect so much more to me. I expect toward myself and I'm pissed off at myself.

(quietly, to Elise) A black jacket? You need a straitjacket!

While Tommy finishes what Chef Ramsay stared, over in the red kitchen...

Vegetarian cap(ellini). [brings to the pass]

Elise is ready to impress with her next oyster dish.

Let's go! [Elise presents the dish] Aw, come on! (Brief pause) In fact, you tell me chef, are they overcooked?

[after touching oyster dish] Yes they are, chef.

Come here you, GET OUT! Hey! Do you know what? You don't care.

I do care!

Look! Come here! Look, look! They're like bullets! Look at the water... Look at... You're going to say... You're going to say they're fresh and delicious?

No, chef.

Yeah, take that, take that and fuck off out of here! Eat them! Enjoy your dinner! Nice romantic plate of oysters for a little superstar.

(interview) Uaagghh...!!!

(to Elise) Bon appetit, princess!

(interview) I'm pissed, I'm embarrassed. The only way to get worse is if I don't have a chance to redeem myself because I know I can fucking do it.