“Episode Twelve” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

(to Elise) Elise, give your opinion.

It looks good.

[finds that two of the plates have different amount of lobster] "It looks good"? "It's looks good"! [gets two plates from the pass] Look at this one with four little bits of lobster on. Twelve on there, five on that! LOOK AT THAT TO THAT!!! DAMN!! [pounds the counter; throws his spoon away] I'M SO EMBARRASSED!! COME ON!!

Jennifer, what do you want me to do?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?! Are you trying to sabotage me?! [pause] I fucking helped both of you!

What do you want me to do?! (interview) Why would I try to sabotage? I didn't have to sabotage! Jen's fucking up so bad on her own! [to Jennifer] Do you want me to put this up there?

Yes!

Okay! Well, you have to give me direction! Like, you're just...

You know what, Elise? Back off!

[slicing the apples] The apples are raw. Just touch that inside. [Elise touches the apples] Fuck off will you? CAN WE GET THE APPLES BACK IN THE PAN?!!

(interview) I had Elise cook one fucking pan of apples, and it's raw. This fucking bitch will do anything to get rid of fucking me. Anything!

You put them on, you put them on, not one of you can tell her they're undercooked. You don't care for each other!

(tearfully) I worked fucking hard with them for them, I make sure you guys are fucking great!

I did exactly what you told me to do.

Elise!

Are you serious?

Yeah, this is for the whole mashed potato thing. You know what, Elise? You're petty as you can be. You know what, I kept my mouth shut for a long time, I'm not keeping it shut anymore. War's on!

WHAT?!

(brings her apples to the pass; to Elise) I don't need your help. Thank you.

I'm going to help anyway.

I really don't want it.

(interview) Is that how it's going to be? Jen's blaming me trying to make me look bad. She's going to regret not making a friend in me.

(to the servers) Go, please! [throws his apron on the counter out of disappointment] Anything to say?

We suck, yes.

(to the Red team after another argument between Jennifer and Elise) Ladies, the only thing I can say to all three of you is get ready to plea for your lives. Because tonight, all three of you can be leaving this competition. Now, FUCK OFF!!

Tonight was all about charity in Hell's Kitchen and after watching Elizabeth's performance, I'm now ready to donate her jacket to a worthy cause.