What is wrong with me?
You're a sociopathic narcissist!
It was rhetorical, asshole! And who do you think you are, a psychiatrist?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Harley, a few words?
[Harley stifles back her tears]
Let her grieve. I've prepared a little something. [Clears his throat while Harley sobs] We have gathered today to pay respects to our beloved friend. Her death was not an empty sacrifice. And, of my friend, I will say just this. Of all the souls I have met on my journeys, hers was the most - human.
Wow, that, uh [sniffles] Wasn't awful.
As apropos a speech now as when it was originally delivered by William Shatner's Captain James Tiberius Kirk in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.
I know I should have harpooned you in the head. One in the head, one in the heart. It's Harpooning 101.
[Joker approaches newly-unmasked Batman/Bruce Wayne]
WayneTech promised an electric car by this year! I put a deposit down! Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?!
Are we living in a mall or a zoo?
I like to think of it as both now.
Yuck, you worry too much, Ive.
Uhhh, you know I think I am just worrying about the perfect amount, to be honest.
PThe Penguin
There's got to be a hierarchy.
Exactly! It goes super villains, sidekicks, goons that went to Harvard, and then goons.
You know, I am trying to be less of a know-it-all, so I am just going to read a book. but I just can't, it's just killing me. I told you so! Okay, now I am going to read a book.
Listen up, goons.
HHench
Excuse me, I identify as a hench.
We need goons! Now they all think they're us. If everyone is a villain, then no one is.
And we need to get them back in line. We need structure.
[to Bane] Can I ask you a serious question? Why are you so stupid?
This is what I've always wanted, Ivy. Anarchy and sushi.
PThe Penguin
Without your bat, you're just a defrosted gymnast!
Well, that was a surprisingly easy and delightful stroll across an apocalyptic wasteland.
Best thing about chest hair. Chip catcher.
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