What? It's an ice flue. You know I can't resist alcohol being poured down an icy surface.
No, I did not know that.
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Damn it! How is a girl supposed to plan her takeover of Gotham if she (raising her voice to a yell) can't see her kill board?!
Poison Ivy [long-suffering look]: It's only six people, Harls, and two of them were dead when you made the list.
Well, I wanted to give us a head start.
Turns out in a post-apocalyptic world, kites are pretty crucial.
You know, you don't have to say that every time you drop us off, okay?
And you're free to... umm, shut your trap, Trap!
Here, kitty, kitty!
CCatwoman
Are you always this impetuous?
Give me a dictionary, and I'll tell you.
Ohh, now I've got smashing blue balls. [breaks a nearby bust] Ahh, now I can get on with my day.
No, no, see, you don't get it. Selina's, like, she's so confident and cool. And somehow she just, like, draws you in by being aloof. You know, you just see her, and you're like, "Ah, I want to be like that". And then, you see her wearing overalls, and you're like, "Oh, maybe I want overalls". And then suddenly, you have a closet full of overalls that don't look good on you.
Everyone into the ice vagina.
Hey, does uh this tie go with kite?
No tie goes with the kite.
[about Dr. Psycho] You are a vile, pocket-sized man.
I suspect your cynicism comes from never having experienced true love.
I'll tell you about true love, you fucking bitch! True love made me sacrifice my career as a psychologist, permanently changed the way I look, and almost got me killed, like, so many times! Love! Is! BULLSHIT!
Wait! I know how we can save your wife!
You're only saying you'll save her life to save your own.
So what, you don't want me savin' your wife's life? Okay, I won't.
Hey, relax, relax. Let's not jump to conclusions. This is a negotiation. How do you propose to perform this miracle?
My friend's a doctor and the smartest person I know.
Wow! That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me.
Not you, idiot. Ivy.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Look, Freeze is crazy! He orchestrated the whole Injustice League hit on me!
How absurd.
I woke up in a block of ice! That's your signature move! You tried to kill me!
Everyone else wanted to kill you, but I convinced them to freeze you. As you can imagine, a group of white, cis-gendered, heterosexual male crime lords, they loved the idea of turning a woman into a helpless object of mockery.
Oh...
Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. You've falsely accused the most woke ice-themed villain in all of new New Gotham!
My beautiful girl. Goodbye, my love. Have the life I could never give you.
[As Nora cries over Freeze's dead body]
All my condolences to you. He seemed like a really great guy.
Yeah, good guy.
So, so sorry.
He was a real mensch.
Can we go now?
NFNora Fries
[furiously] OH MY GOD, GET OUT OF HERE!
[Harley leads her gang away with an awkward grin]
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