Darkseid is... leaving.
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Ivy, you call me out on all my bullshit but you don't judge me for it. We have fun wether we're sitting on the couch or murdering a group of investment bankers. You showed me what the best version of myself could be and... and you held me to it. I'm in love with you. I wanna to be with you and... and yes, it might be messy, it might not work. It might even destroy our friendship forever, but love is a risk. I'd rather risk our friendship than pretend these feelings aren't real. You see, you don't give up on love, Ive. Take a risk, take leap of faith and be with me.
Oh, I need a cigarette.
[passes out]
[banging in a florist van] Pollen season in this bitch! POLLEN SEASON!
[driving] Where's the exit?
Oh, for the shit of shits! This is why I didn't want to get married here, the parking lot is a damn maze!
Chuck, I hate that I hurt you. You know, you deserve everything.
If I can't fuck up Ivy's wedding, no one can!
Wedding are a joyful occasion. You know, unless you're one of the bridesmaids.
Okay, let's do this!
Hell, NO!
HQHarley Quinn and Poison Ivy
What?
I should have known the third time I proposed, every step in our relationship I've had to do over, and over, and OVER! And-and-and I'm not... after all of this, I am NOT redoing my wedding!
Don't... don't you want to marry me?
Of course I do! But you don't! I saw your face during the vows, and I knew your heart wasn't in it. I may be simple, but I'm not a fool. It is hard for me to finally admit it, but since you refused to, I will. I'm not the person for you!
No... ah, shit...
Like you said, Ivy, I deserve the best.
[Kite Man flies off]
I got into public service to shoot bad guys, allowing for the occasional accidental shooting of an innocent because no one's perfect!
I can run your whole campaign from behind bars, like a real campaign manager.
I'm really sorry, Ivy! Kite Man will come around, he always does!
Yeah, but you know what? I won't! I mean, he's right! I've been denying a lot of myself for a long time! I guess, I guess it seemed easier for me to just go along with it, you know? And now I realize I hurt a lot of people delaying the inevitable!
Well, people change, Ive!
Yeah! Yeah, people DO change! I mean look at you, what you did for me today! You... you showed me the Harley I always wanted to see, you know?
You... you don't think I'm chaotic, crazy and make a bunch of messes?
No, you definitely do that. But you're trying to grow, and actually doing it! And that... I mean, for me, that is what matters!
I love you, Ive!
[smiles] I love you too, Harls.
Keep your eyes on the road! I love you, but Jesus...!
Harlivy! You look radiant!
Ah, thanks. We've been doing a ton of fucking.
Commisioner Gordon I'll bring Harley and Ivy to justice and you'll change that tune! Everyone's gonna be whistlin' Jim Gordon, baby!
AMAudience member
Fuck you!
CGCommisioner Gordon
No, FUCK you! [throws the microphones and storms off]
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