You know, I thought I had the perfect life before I met you. Maiming, killing, causing general chaos. I thought I had it all.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Who interrupts Darkseid's quest for the Anti-Life Equation?
Uh, it is, hmm hmm, I, Dr. Psycho.
Ah, the dwarf who called Wonder Woman a slur that not even I dare utter.
Gah, that was, like, two years ago. Also, "dwarf" is considered a slur, just FYI. This isn't Wizard of Oz.
BBethany
That's fuckin' ridiculous.
Is it any more ridiculous than pointing that gun at my face? The gun you think little Sofia and Benicio don't know about? The gun you've never loaded or shot in your life? [The Joker takes the gun away] Soy yo, pudding.
BBethany
Mi corazon.
Lots of dads are serial killers. I'm not going to change who I am.
Bethany and I used to cuddle just like that. God, we could just sit on the couch and talk about nothing for hours. We just got each other. She always had my back. … Good God! That's true love.
All right. I'm gonna make this quick. When I was a little boy, my mother brought me to the county fair. There was a Ferris Wheel, a big, beautiful thing, and you had to be a certain height to ride it. And, of course, I was too short. But, my mother would always say, 'Patience, Eddie! I'm sure next year you're gonna be big enough!' Let me tell you right now - the next year rolled around, and I hadn't gotten any taller. Years went by. I hung upside down from my ankles for hours. I took growth hormones. Anything to ride that big wheel in the sky! I never did get there. But then, one day, somethin' very unexpected happened. All those people fell to their death! And it was a RUSH! I thought it was so satisfying to watch all those people die! And that's when I decided to hate women.
I'm not sure that tracks.
I wanna give this a shot. ¿Y tú, mi amor?
[In flirty tone] Wonder Woman, you look bangin'.
What?
Batman, are those pecs real or is it just the suit? [Giggles]
Gross.
These pecs are definitely real. Give them a grab. Don't-a be shy.
Oh, gross! Did you just spray them with Ivy's love pheromones?!
[In seductive tone] Maybe we should see what's under these costumes. [Giggles seductively]
Or not! A lot of not! PLEASE, NOT!
[After lassoing a Parademon] I'll only ask once: where is Dr. Psycho?
[Parademon screeches. Confused, Wonder Woman turns to Superman]
Oh, what, because I'm an alien, I understand all alien languages? [Wonder Woman's eyes widen] OK, I know a little Parademon, but it's still a racist assumption. Be better.
[Wonder Woman rolls her eyes]
[upon seeing the projection of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy having sex] I had a feeling. The tension was palpable.
[upon seeing the projection of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy having sex] Oh-ho-ho! She's still limber!
[upon seeing the projection of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy having sex] Oh, this is gonna affect the crew dynamic in a messy and complicated manner.
I sometimes can't get over the fact that Ivy has sex with you.
Oh. She does.
Poison Ivy, we know that you're under Doctor Psycho's mind-control. So I give you this warning. I, Kal-El, do say-
We don't wanna have to take you out but if you don't give us another option, we will. That's what he was getting to.
My kite senses are fluttering.
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