All right. I'm gonna make this quick. When I was a little boy, my mother brought me to the county fair. There was a Ferris Wheel, a big, beautiful thing, and you had to be a certain height to ride it. And, of course, I was too short. But, my mother would always say, 'Patience, Eddie! I'm sure next year you're gonna be big enough!' Let me tell you right now - the next year rolled around, and I hadn't gotten any taller. Years went by. I hung upside down from my ankles for hours. I took growth hormones. Anything to ride that big wheel in the sky! I never did get there. But then, one day, somethin' very unexpected happened. All those people fell to their death! And it was a RUSH! I thought it was so satisfying to watch all those people die! And that's when I decided to hate women.
I'm not sure that tracks.
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