Robbie Ray quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

[Miley is out of Jail, Robbie is driving her home] Kids, we do the darn'est things, but you gotta love us, you gotta love me right?

You know bud you wanted something so bad that you bent the rules to get it, and anytime you do that it's gonna bite you on the butt.

Miley

And you are right, you are absolutely right, 2 hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person, I've learned my lesson, so any other, you know punishment would be completely pointless.

Well I wouldn't necessarily go that far.

Miley

[Turns the car around] Daddy can we please not go down this road, this is where the party is and the last I want is to be seen being driven by my dad. [look's at Robbie] Oh no!

Oh yeah!

Miley

Oh daddy, why don't you just pull out a blow horn and announce my arrival.

You know me too well darlin'. [Says on the blow horn] Hey everybody it's Miley Stewart's daddy droppin' her off at the party because she didn't get her license ha ha. How's that for punishment.

You know, I kissed a girl named Rosemary Pesto once! She sure could've used a mint!

Miley

Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me when I kissed [Robbie Ray looks at her] nobody, nobody.. [nervous smile]

I love our relationship! You pretend you don't kiss boys, and I pretend I believe you!

Miley

[Jackson is sitting with Robbie at the table, and they both have made small faces on their hands] Dad, I need to talk with you..

Jackson

[interrupts Miley] Excuse me but we are having a very important conversation right now. [Jackson shows his hand face and says] Please let Jackson go to the party, or I'll be his only friend, and that would be sad, and weird.

[Robbie looks at Jackson, then shows his hand face and says] No. [Robbie's hand face has a mullet and sideburns].

Jackson

You're the worst dad ever!

Hannah

Nice to meet you Mr.......?

Nahnah, but you can call me Shawn

Your name's Shawn Nahnah?

Yes, from my grandmother's side, Nanna Nina Nahnah

[to Hannah] Maybe it's not too late to drive to Capacitated. [referring to when he said Tina, who Hannah accidentally shoved out a one-story window, was "incapacitated")

Miley

Fine, just because somebody's too lazy to drive to Capacitated.

[after Miley leaves] I have got to get that girl a dictionary.

Rico, I want this thing fixed, and I want it fixed now!

Rico

Alright! Alright! Did you try hitting the reset button?

The what?

Rico

The reset button, it's in big, red letters on page one of your manual? [Robbie Ray looks at him, having no idea what he's saying] You read the manual, right?

`Course I did! And I pressed the reset...reset [starts choosing some buttons, not knowing where the reset button is]

Rico

The reset button. [presses the reset button]

Oh, that reset button! I must've pressed the other one!

Rico

There is no other one

[quietly] Leave me my pride

Rico

What?

Leave me my pride, boy! [Enters the steam room]

Hey, I'm just going for a quick jog, good luck on your test

Jackson

What do you mean by that?

Nothing, I'm just saying good luck!

Jackson

Oh, thanks

You got everything covered?

Jackson

What do you mean by that?

Wow, son, take it easy, I can see you're stressed, but everything's gonna be fine!

Jackson

I know

Well, uh

Bye [Robbie Ray leaves]

Jackson

It's so hot in here! [lifts his sleeve] No sweating, no smudging! [lifts his jeans] No sweating, no smudging!

Miley

Loosening up some cheating skiln, so you can write down more cheating answers, Floppy McCheaterPants?

Rico

Would you like the 30% friends and family discount?

Thirty percent? Fifty!

Rico

Forty and I'll be nice to your son at the shack.

Forty-five and I don't care how you treat him.

Who wants the last achy-breaky, everybody-wakey, do a little shakey, pancakey?

Jackson

[Miley and Jackson both grab the plate] You already had 2, piggy! [snorts]

Miley

Oh, wow! I didn't know you could count that high! Now give it!

Jackson

I'm still a growing boy!

Miley

[scoffs] Not since the fourth grade you're not! Now hand it over!

Okay, your mom wanted kids, I wanted dogs…I still want dogs! Now work it out.

Miley

You're right, Jackson, I have a simple solution! [grabs the pancake, and licks it] Ha! [Jackson grabs the pancake and takes a bite out of it]

Jackson

HA!!! Sixteen years and still doing rookie mistakes!

Jackson

Ow, my head!

Miley

Your head? My tights! [Robbie Ray looks at Miley]

Jackson

Who are you guys?

Miley

[sarcastic] Very funny, Jackson!

Jackson

Who's Jackson?

Sweet Pea, I think he's serious!

Jackson

Who's sweet Pea? I don't remember anything!

Miley

Okay, let's not panic! [Robbie turns to her] It's not like he knew that much before.

Miley

Daddy-who-better-be-ready-to-catch-me-say-what?

What? [Miley faints, Robbie Ray catches her]

Miley

I want my rotten, stinkin', pancake-stealin' brother back!

You miss him, huh?

Miley

More than I ever thought I would!

Jackson

Well, it sure took you long enough!

Miley

[confused] Jackson? [relieved, extends her arms for a hug and walks closer] Jackson! [angry] Jackson!

Jackson

[nods] Amnesia? What'd you think this was? An episode of Gilligan's Island?

Jackson, who was the first president of the United States?

Jackson

George Washington

And who am I?

Jackson

George Washington?

I'm your father.

Jackson

My father's George Washington?

Lilly

[yelling] No, your father's Robbie Ray Stewart!

Jackson

[to Robbie Ray] Why is she yelling at me, George?

Oy!

Jackson

[while hitting Robbie Ray's sandwich repeatedly] Moi! Moi! Moi! Moi! Moi!

I'd be a lot happier for you if you just hadn't crushed moi sandwich!