[She is talking with Lilly about the test] I know, but it's so not fair. The only good thing is that you're the only one I actually told I was doing the test.
Oliver[He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!
I may have mentioned it to Oliver.
Oliver
[Asks Miley about the test] So, first in our class to hit the highway tell us all about it.
[stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.
Oliver
Wow, you know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard…
Okay okay, listen up cuz' im only gonna say this once, the truth about it is…[Ashley interrupts her]
Hey anybody seen Amber, oh wait there she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license.
[Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look it's canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..
[Miley has her license in hand, look's at the picture and says] This is so not fair, who takes a picture on 2, everyone knows you do it on 3, 1 2 3.
It's really not that bad.
Oliver
Are you kidding, it looks like a horse stepped on her face.
Oliver that's ridiculous. It's more like she ran into a plate glass door.. [makes silly face]
Welcome to Rico's Meat Mania! All meat, all the time! [Oliver walks in and notices his display] Just for you, [sniffs a hamburger] Oh yes.
Oliver
It's the promised land! [bows down]
JJoannie
[noticing Oliver] Oliver, what's the matter?
Oliver
I dropped a contact meat... lens. A contact lens! Let's walk the other filet... way. Let's walk the other way!
Oliver
You know, this kind of thing never happens in Italy, they wear berets!
That's France! Just distract her! [stands up] Lily! Oliver's having trouble breathing!
Oliver
I am? [Miley elbows his stomach, hard]
MOMiley and Oliver
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Lily [frustrated] Come on, come on, come on! Are we gonna spend the entire weekend waiting to see if [to Miley] you got the part, or if [to Oliver] you got the gig? Get up! Move! Do something! [Miley and Oliver stand up, and exchange seats]
Oliver
There!
It is times like this, I thank my lucky stars I have no talent!
I didn't get the part, that's why Howard hasn't called me, he doesn't have the guts. Or he's having trouble with his guts in the bathroom. Poor Howard. Call!
Oliver
You know, I did great! Mr. Meadow's just jealous. He's jealous that he doesn't have my talent. I mean, you know what they say, those who can't sing teach.
Hey, maybe I should be a teacher
MOMiley and Oliver
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....
Hey, I'd make a great teacher, supportive, fun, but no talking back, that is un-acceptable, un-acceptable I say!
AAnnouncer
America's Top Talent will be right back with our next contestant, Oliver Oken!
Oliver
(enters the stage)
(spits her drink in shock at Byron)
AAndy
You know what I can't resist? Telling you you have talent. Good job.
(stands up) Whoo! GO OLIVER!
(calms down) Oken. (reads a card) Oliver Oken. Yep, never heard that name before. Very interesting. (sits down) My first Oken. Kinda like Token Oken. Ha ha.
Oliver
My girlfriend back.
(scoffs) You think you can just waltz in here with that "Lilly I'm sorry" look on your face and she's just gonna run into your arms like nothing ever-
Oliver
Lilly I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk. Yeah I got caught up in all of the attention but Miley's right. None of this means anything to me if I can't share it with you. Will you please forgive me?
(points her finger at Miley)
Can you just hold on for one second? Miles, can you read the serial number on this thing.
(on the phone) DORK. (turns to Miley)
Finally. You finally admit it.
I was talking about Lilly moving in with me.
Oliver
(comes back in) Oh yeah, I knew that. I was just messing with you, Lillipop.
Oliver
I'm going to get you some flowers.
Yeah it's gonna take a lot more than flowers buddy.
Oliver
Yes dear. (leaves)
(turns to Miley) You serious? You want me to move in with you?
Are you kidding? Of course, right dad?
Absolutely! You're family!
Yeah! See? Everybody's happy!
(comes downstairs) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
Well to everybody that counts.
Hannah Montana · 419 quotes
