Hello, Rochelle? No, I do not want to give you my account number and I shall tell you why: because I have already keyed it in three times and given it to several different people including a Beth, a José, and someone who was really rude to me named Kevin. And I think I speak for all Americans when I say that we are SICK of having to call something in and key in the number and then being asked what the number was we keyed in before! Alright? So why don't you get a piece of paper - have you heard of that? And a pen AND WRITE THE DAMN NUMBERS DOWN!
S2Take It to the Limit
Your dad is gonna freak when he sees his car....Th-th-that car reeks.
Yeah, my dad works in a dump, if he had a sense of smell, he'd be dead by now.
S2Swearin' to God
Hey! I was in the ScienceNauts!
Oh yea, I remember.
NNun
Edward, Last month the school's electricity bill was extremely high, and I have yet to see one tomato!
[Eddie and two other boys are standing around marijuana plants.]
Don't worry, Sister, I think I see one budding.
[end flash back]
How come I never got one of those tomatoes?
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