Here's the pinata.
That's not a gray alien.
It's the only kind they had.
It's the only kind the government wants you to have.
S4Me and Mrs. O
Fruit! Is this some kind of sick joke?!
(After Brad continues to beat the piñata even though it's on the ground and broken open) Don't hurt the candy!
S4Get a Job
LLiliy
Dad can you drive me and Brad to the mall?
No
I'll drive you.
You don't have to work tonight, Grandpa?
No, these guys just canned my ass.
S5The Policy of Truth
I'm naming this baby Ass Jr.
You always say that.
S5Tom Sawyer
Look at that man I told you, you touched somebody.
Yep, and I'm gonna touch her again on Friday.
(bitterly) Yes.
No. Not no "yes", Yes "yes"!
Lily: (bitterly) Okay.
No! Not no "okay", Yes "okay"!
OKAY!
Why don't you just knock me up in high school like my dad did to my mom?!
We talked, you know, on the phone, about that thing with Jimmy and your daughter.
AAdrianna
He stalked her relentlessly for a month.
He's at that age.
I guess I'm not as stupid as you thought I was, huh?
I guess not. I mean… I never thought you were stupid, I thought you were pretty… I'll just let myself out.
S5The Letter(s)
Hey babe, I wrote a letter to the Home Owner's Association. Could you read it and tell me what you think?
Sure... (Reading letter) "I, Claudia Finnerty, am a lying sack of lying lies... P.S. I am also crazy."
You guys really don't have to do this.
LLilly
Okay then, let's throw away this garbage and fire away some cow flesh.
(about what to give Lily) You can't go wrong with apparel.
That's what I was thinking. What if I, What if I printed my picture on a sweat shirt?
I'm talking about nice apparel, a nightgown or underwear.
I could put my picture on some underwear!!
Got it. So if you're not smoking pot, why were you laughing at The Teletubbies?
(laughing slightly) Oh, Dipsy tripped over Po and landed in the flower garden.
S5Crazy
I don't think so. Brian this is my team now.
BBrian
I've been gone less than a week.
Well (while doing cheer motions)T-O-O B-A-D Too bad!
BBrian
I invented those moves.
Yeah well I made them mine, pal! SO back off!
BBrian
No way! You'll never have the pep I have.
Hey! Talk to the pom-poms!
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