A character in Grounded for Life
Played by Donal Logue
Grounded for Life · 96 quotes
Most-quoted character in Grounded for Life: in 43 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Claudia (18), Eddie (10), Lily (8)
They gave me this badge!
SeanOH, wow! You're an official Anti-Druglord.
Yes, I am, and I'm putting you in my under observation file.
SeanOkay, you do that. (Henry walks out indicating he'll keep his eyes on Sean) Narc.
Eddie (to Sean): Why is there a plastic angel covered with blood on the sidewalk?
SeanIt's not covered with blood. It's just got droplets of blood on it.
Oh. Why is there a plastic angel with droplets of blood on it on the sidewalk?
SeanIt fell off the roof.
And it started bleeding?
SeanNo, it hit Brad O'Keefe in the nose.
Sean (to Dan): What the hell do you think this dinner's about? We didn't invite you over to play Boggle!
I'd kick your ass in Boggle!
SeanOh, well, bring it on, pal!
I'm not gonna sit here while you play Boggle with the tramp's father.
You and Claudia, and the kids were outta town. It seemed a shame to let a perfectly good porn set go to waste.
SeanIt's not a porno set. It's our house!
SeanYou've gotta let her know you learned something from this.
Yeah... So what'd I learn?
SeanNot to shoot porno in our house!!
SeanHere's the pinata.
That's not a gray alien.
SeanIt's the only kind they had.
It's the only kind the government wants you to have.
Dad can you drive me and Brad to the mall?
SeanNo
I'll drive you.
You don't have to work tonight, Grandpa?
No, these guys just canned my ass.
I'm naming this baby Ass Jr.
SeanYou always say that.
(bitterly) Yes.
SeanNo. Not no "yes", Yes "yes"!
Lily: (bitterly) Okay.
SeanNo! Not no "okay", Yes "okay"!
OKAY!
SeanHey babe, I wrote a letter to the Home Owner's Association. Could you read it and tell me what you think?
Sure... (Reading letter) "I, Claudia Finnerty, am a lying sack of lying lies... P.S. I am also crazy."
You tricked all those people in to coming to my baby shower, so you could unload your failing bar on a crazy woman?
SeanYea, I would have tricked your friends too, if they where around.
(on phone in hospital bed) Yeah, Mom, she's seven pounds, six ounces. Oh yeah she's very cute. No I can't put her on the phone. First of all because she's one hour old. Second of all the nurses took her for some tests. (Sean walks in) Hey, listen, Sean's back so um tell Dad I love him.
SeanHey babe.
Hey!
SeanHey babe, I brought some balloons for the baby.
Hey great she'll love them.
How can our daughter be graduating from High School, huh? We're too young for this. It seems like we just graduated from this place remember?
SeanOh yeah, I remember. You were pregnant with Lily and you wanted me dead.
Well you knocked me up for Lily's graduation too. Sort of a poetry to that, don't you think?
SeanMaybe a dirty limerick.
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