A character in Grounded for Life
Played by Donal Logue
Grounded for Life · 96 quotes
Most-quoted character in Grounded for Life: in 43 of its 96 quotes
Most scenes with: Claudia (18), Eddie (10), Lily (8)
Walt, why are my children on a chain gang?
I am teaching these boys how to dig a hole
SeanWhy?
A good hole can serve a boy in a lot of ways. It helps them focus, lets them sweat, and makes them appreciate a warm bed at night.
How much is there to teach about a hole?
That's the kind of attitude that leads to substandard holes.
SeanWell there was more than just chicken.
Biscuits?
SeanNO, no.
So you still have the biscuits?
SeanNo, there were no biscuits! I'm talking about an additional incident.
I can't believe you didn't get biscuits, they come with the chicken.
SeanI didn't get any biscuits! Look I went out to get a bucket of chicken, I got a bucket of chicken.
You would have had to specifically asked them to leave the biscuits out!
Sean (about Lily): Only three more years...
Til she goes away to college?
SeanNo. Until she can be tried as an adult.
This is why I don't tell you things, cuz you over react!
SeanI am not over-reacting. The appropriate reaction would be to swing you around by your hair!
Walt (to Sean): You gotta learn to control your frustrations.
SeanThis from the man who spent half his life screaming at appliances.
I was hoping for more from you.
SeanOoh, an armoire.
That's what they call it.
Sean(in French accent) Oh, then we should buy this "armoire"' and put it in the "boudoir" next to the "toilette". Ooh-la-la.
SeanI don't want Henry thinking "sexuality" is a dirty word.
What are you talking about? It is the mother of all dirty words. All the other dirty words come from it.
I can think of one that doesn't. Oh no, that links up too.
Sean (about Henry): Why'd they put him in 219? He's not a problem kid.
We weren't problem kids. We just marched to a different drummer.
You were in 219?
I started 219.
Sean, I don't want my baby in 219.
SeanYou think I do?
I became a man in 219.
Sean (to Claudia): Why do you keep your bridesmaid dresses?
They're expensive!
SeanWell, so is pot!
Yes, but I'm not worried the kids are going to find them.
SeanAren't you forgetting something?
(Flashback to Henry bouncing on a bed in a dress)
I'm a lady! (blows a kiss)
Claudia (to Sean): Be careful!
SeanOh, thank you! That's the one thing I forgot, to be careful with a saw thirty feet up in the air.
You're welcome. When you go to the hospital, make sure you bring your arm.
Dan (to Sean): The ham's getting COLD and the beer's getting WARM.
SeanThen why don't you try wrapping your HAM around your BEER! (goes inside)
That might work!
Yeah! Well...I read somewhere that compulsive shopping was a disease!
SeanCholera is a disease. Compulsive shopping is something a 16 year-old does when she wants to look cute for a party and someone gives her a credit card.
[Sean turns to face Claudia]
Your dad is gonna freak when he sees his car....Th-th-that car reeks.
SeanYeah, my dad works in a dump, if he had a sense of smell, he'd be dead by now.
Hey! I was in the ScienceNauts!
SeanOh yea, I remember.
Sean, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, go to hell.
SeanThat is not the expression!
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