Susan quotes from Greg the Bunny

Alison

You don't have the guts. Drop it.

Dottie

You drop it.

Ladies, ladies. Let's just cool out. Now let's all agree that it'd be nice to have a penis. But the sad truth is, we don't. And some of us probably never will.

Alison

Ooh, this is really difficult for me to say -- and I'm only saying it because I don't want to see you get hurt. I think Jimmy is flirting with you because he wants to get me jealous.

Oh, please! What would he want with a hairless, two-breasted woman, when he can have all this?

Jimmy

Hi, Susan. Looking good.

H-H-Hi, Jimmy.

Jimmy

You smell nice. What's that scent you're wearing?

Scotchguard.