Maggie quotes from Greg the Bunny

And I'll have you know, Blah is the greatest lover I've ever had. Talk about a G-spot? He found the whole damn alphabet.

You are a pompous, self-centered monkey!

You are a shallow, manipulative trollop!

Gil

Hey, why don't we all calm down before somebody says something untrue.

Warren, stop it. There is nothing going on between Gil and me. I mean, look at him!

Gil

Hello. Person with feelings standing here.

Despite what you think, I wouldn't just sleep with anything.

Gil

Anything? Hey, you married an ape and slept with a vampire!