Warren and Tardy in “Unfinished Business”

Listen, I need to fill some seats tonight. Uh, how'd you like come to my play?

I like to play with Warren.

No, uh, Tardy. I will be in a play. You understand? Performing.

I'm not 'upposed to eat the Legos.

Oh God, it's like talking to Keanu Reeves.