Count Blah quotes from Greg the Bunny

Gil

Okay, uh, who's the comic genius who took a whiz in Alison's car last night?

Dottie

Oh, my God. That's horrible.

Uh, well, I can't believe it. Who could be so immature?

Jack

Well, at least she has, uh, bucket seats.

Gil

Look, I'm serious. Whoever did this, you're in big trouble.

Blah

You said "urine," blah.

Gil

I'm serious! She's really pissed!

Blah

Oh, you'll be fine. Besides, if you're always retracing your footsteps, you'll never make new ones, blah.

That's a little odd coming from somebody whose idea of a hot date is to sob uncontrollably to a marble slab.

Gil

This thing between you and Maggie. Is it, uh, serious?

Blah

No, it's just a one-time thing. Well, technically, it's a four-time thing. But just one night.

Gil

Four?

Blah

I'm a little rusty...

Gil

Alright, how the hell did that happen?

Blah

Oh, it's all Jimmy and Greg's fault, blah. They took me to this silly phone bar, and... well, I haven't been with anyone in six years, and Maggie was there, and one thing led to another, and the next thing I know, she's blahing me.

You and Dottie last night. What happened in the bedroom?

Oh! Oh, well, uh, we bounced around a lot. So much in fact, we broke her bed. And--and then she banged me up against the wall.

Blah

Mazel tov, blah.

Jimmy

Uh... so just to be perfectly clear, you actually nailed her?

Yeah, I did. You know, I pulled out my little gun, and I nailed her, like, five times.

Blah

Uh, okay. Too much information, blah.

Eh, what's the big deal? I do it to Jimmy all the time.

Blah

Ah, looks like our little bunny is now a rabbit, blah.

Gil

Oh, come on. He's not like you guys. He's--he's pure, he's innocent.

Jimmy

They just pulled in together.

Gil

She schtupped him.

Oh, come on, Blah. You can't leave now.

Blah

No, I gotta get home, and, uh, rehearse my lines for tomorrow, blah.

Jack

We're doing the alphabet.

Blah

Any numbers?

Jack

You know who I heard had to sell his house?

Blah

Who, blah?

Jack

Snuffleupagus.

Snuffy? Come on. He's loaded.

Jack

All went up his nose.

Blah

Dottie's a fabulous girl, and we all love her. But the problem is... she's too needy.

I like needy. Last year's Christmas party, let's just say she decked my halls, and I gave her a holy night.

Gil

Lovely, Warren.

Yeah, we were joyful and triumphant. Pah rum pa pum pum.

Gil

Yeah, we get the point.

Ah, good, good, 'cause I'm out of Christmas innuendos... No, wait, uh... she was a heavenly piece.

Gil

"Greg the Bunny is a filthy stinking sock who should die, blah." You know, people, if you don't put your names on the bottom of the paper, I'm not gonna know who wrote 'em.

Blah

That one was mine, blah.

Gil

I was kidding. I know it's yours. We're all aware of your ridiculous verbal tic.

Blah

Hey, blah me.