Dottie Sunshine quotes from Greg the Bunny

Dottie

[singing] Hey, Mr. Mailman, what's in your sack?

[singing] Letters for Dottie, letters for Jack. I hand out letters, that's what I do. I hand out letters to you, you and you. I pass out letters from nighttime 'till noon. I make people happy as I yodel a tune. Odelay, odelay-hee-hoo. Odelay, odelay, odelay-hee-hoo. Odelay, odelay-hee-hoo. Odelay, odelay-hey.

Alison

[to Gil] I don't know where this guy came from, but return to sender... 'Cause he's a mailman, and he's... bad.

Dottie

You're not going to believe who I can get for this part! When you think of Broadway, who do you think of?

Gil

Nathan Lane?! You can get Nathan Lane?!

Dottie

No, bigger! Leo Kornelly!

Gil

Ahhh! Never heard of him.

Dottie

He's been in everything. He's huge. He's got more Tonys than the mob.

Gil

Tardy, get off the drums.

Tardy

Drumsticks can also be chicken.

Dottie

You're very good.

I know! So when I saw on the casting call that your show was looking to add a singing mailman, I thought, "What a coincidence! You guys need a singing mailman, and I have your dirty tape!"

Jack

[singing] Many things are good to take, like a swim out on the lake.

Blah

[singing] Take a walk or take a hike. Take a ride on your new bike, blah.

Dottie

[singing] Take a train to New Orleans.

Jack

[singing] Take a look at my blue jeans.

[singing] Take my temperature when I'm sickly.

[singing] Relax, this will be over quickly.

Dottie

[singing] But never take what isn't yours in your grubby, little paws.

Jack

[singing] Greg, isn't that what you have done?

[singing] Come on, guys, this isn't fun.

Dottie

[singing] Taking something causing grief.

[singing] Admit it, Greg, you are a thief. Admit it, admit it, admit it, admit it, admit it, admit it...

"...if you get caught between the moon and New York City..."

Dottie

You know, the distance between the moon and New York City actually varies due to the moon's elliptical orbit.

Oh, elliptical. Well, my, my -- they must be using some awfully big words on the Cartoon Network.

Dottie

Actually, Laura, I studied astronomy in college. In fact, I graduated with a perfect G.P.A. Whereas the only 4.0 Warren ever got was on a breathalyzer test.

Alison

Yeah, well, I can't act. And I can't sing. I--I tried to write. I-I tried writing a--a script for Full House. It was really, really horrible.

Dottie

Well, that's okay. Most scripts don't get anywhere.

Alison

No, they made it.

Dottie

'Cause she always seems so sad.

Blah

Don't you mean cranky, blah?

Dottie

What about Cranky? We invited him.

Yeah, well, I ain't comin', ya bastards!

Gil

Okay, uh, who's the comic genius who took a whiz in Alison's car last night?

Dottie

Oh, my God. That's horrible.

Uh, well, I can't believe it. Who could be so immature?

Jack

Well, at least she has, uh, bucket seats.

Gil

Look, I'm serious. Whoever did this, you're in big trouble.

Blah

You said "urine," blah.

Gil

I'm serious! She's really pissed!

So, apparently, poor Blah has been visiting his wife's grave every day for, like, six years.

Jimmy

Well, in all fairness, it's not like she can go to his place.

Dottie

My uncle, Dan, was a romantic like this. He used to visit the spot where my aunt was buried all the time. That's how the FBI finally found the body.

Dottie

Oh, Greggy. I can't believe you stood up and defended my honor like that. No man has ever, ever done that for me before. It was so... masculine.

Hey, looks like I could use a little fabric softener.

Yeah, well, I'm telling you, that second-rate PBS hack doesn't even eat the cookies, OK? They just crumble up and fall right out of his mouth.

Mmm, first sign of bulimia.

Dottie

You know what I heard? I heard that Bert and Ernie are actually straight.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Dottie

Hmm. I don't know, Greg.

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!