Alison Kaiser quotes from Greg the Bunny

Alison

Can I have everyone's attention, please? We have a problem, and it could very easily turn into a situation.

Jack

That's network lingo for, "I've got to cover my ass."

Ho, not in that skirt, baby!

Alison

I hope he gets away. I--it's great seeing people stick it to authority.

Yes, I'll remember that the next time you give me an acting note.

Alison

Warren, "Sober up" is not an acting note.

Alison

Jim. Jim, walk with me. Guess what my colleagues back at the network thought of today's script?

Jimmy

What?

Alison

Nothing. They didn't get it.

Jimmy

Well, you do need to know the whole alphabet to understand the jokes.

Alison

Quick, turn on the news! That stupid psycho, Warren, is in a police chase! Unbelievable. I knew he was unstable. I knew that he was gonna embarrass us with his drinking and his whoring and--

I'm right here!

Alison

Oh, Warren. You're standing right there. Oh, thank God you're okay. I was worried about you.

That's artfully done, Alison. You know, you turn faster than a young girl at Wellesley.