Warren Demontague quotes from Greg the Bunny

Oh, come on, Blah. You can't leave now.

Blah

No, I gotta get home, and, uh, rehearse my lines for tomorrow, blah.

Jack

We're doing the alphabet.

Blah

Any numbers?

Jack

You know who I heard had to sell his house?

Blah

Who, blah?

Jack

Snuffleupagus.

Snuffy? Come on. He's loaded.

Jack

All went up his nose.

Blah

Dottie's a fabulous girl, and we all love her. But the problem is... she's too needy.

I like needy. Last year's Christmas party, let's just say she decked my halls, and I gave her a holy night.

Gil

Lovely, Warren.

Yeah, we were joyful and triumphant. Pah rum pa pum pum.

Gil

Yeah, we get the point.

Ah, good, good, 'cause I'm out of Christmas innuendos... No, wait, uh... she was a heavenly piece.

Alison

Can I have everyone's attention, please? We have a problem, and it could very easily turn into a situation.

Jack

That's network lingo for, "I've got to cover my ass."

Ho, not in that skirt, baby!

Yeah, well, I'm telling you, that second-rate PBS hack doesn't even eat the cookies, OK? They just crumble up and fall right out of his mouth.

Mmm, first sign of bulimia.

Dottie

You know what I heard? I heard that Bert and Ernie are actually straight.

Alison

I hope he gets away. I--it's great seeing people stick it to authority.

Yes, I'll remember that the next time you give me an acting note.

Alison

Warren, "Sober up" is not an acting note.

Jimmy

You know, as fun as that sounds, Warren, I don't have a car.

Alright, I tell you what. Um, if you're careful, you can take my Mercedes, Betsy.

Jimmy

You named your car?

Yes, in tribute to the woman with whom I lost my virginity. And, as I recall, I also paid too much for her.

Alison

Quick, turn on the news! That stupid psycho, Warren, is in a police chase! Unbelievable. I knew he was unstable. I knew that he was gonna embarrass us with his drinking and his whoring and--

I'm right here!

Alison

Oh, Warren. You're standing right there. Oh, thank God you're okay. I was worried about you.

That's artfully done, Alison. You know, you turn faster than a young girl at Wellesley.