Greg the Bunny quotes from Greg the Bunny

I have to go to the bathroom.

Gil

Jimmy, why don't you go with him and make sure he doesn't fall in again.

Jimmy

Yeah, that's exactly what I got my Ph.D. for.

Gil

GED. Hey, I'm not some hot chick you're trying to impress at Bennigan's.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Dottie

Hmm. I don't know, Greg.

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

Hey, wait a minute! You're Corey Feldman!

Corey Feldman

I thought you were a stuffed animal.

I thought you were in rehab.

Corey Feldman

No, that was Corey Haim.

And what did I say?

Ah! Well, Corey Feldman, this is nuts! Come on, man, you got so much to live for!

Corey Feldman

Like what?

Well, for one thing, you know, there might be a Goonies, Part 2.

Corey Feldman

Will you stop with the freakin' movies already! Jeez. All I've wanted all my life is just to be thought of as a normal person! I am a normal person! And all I want is to have a little love and happiness, and maybe spread a little joy throughout the world!

You mean like your character, Jessie, in Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever?