Ma'am, your son...
Your adorable son...
...is in serious trouble. If you want to help him, tell us where that ferry is going.
Why would I help you? You're the BADGUYS.
Darn right, we are! BADGUY proud!
Well, then, I'm not telling you anything. You're bad.
[confused] I'm sorry. One more time?
[equally confused] You're... bad?
What? Are you kidding me? [laughs] This lady. No, no, no, no, no. [indicates around McWinkle's grey-speckled middle] We're good.
But you're the BADGUYS.
And we are good.
No! You and that scary fella are the BADGUYS.
And we're good! See? [presents the business card to Karen]
This says "BADGUYS".
Exactly. [flips it over to show the writing on the back of the card] It stands for Bureau of Animal Defense Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section.
That's a surprise. You got it all wrong. Turns out the BADGUYS have been good all along. I wanted to share that with you for the longest time. You have no idea how hard it was for me not to spoil it! Oh!
Okay, to be fair, your name is a little misleading.
Gluntz? I get that a lot. It's a family name, shortened from O'Gluntzenburg by my great-great... ...great-great-great-grandfather. No wait. Sorry, scratch that. It was my great-great... ...great-great-great-great...
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