Michellee quotes from Green Eggs and Ham

Michellee

So? What do you think?

E.B.

This is so much better than a roller coaster.

Michellee

This is my favorite spot in the whole world.

E.B.

Oh! They’re all so amazing! [gasps] But this one... Oh, my gosh! This one is the beautifulest!

Michellee

[chuckles] That one’s... mine.

E.B.

Yours? Like, you...

Michellee

Painted it. I... painted it.

E.B.

You? You painted that? [spotted her mother’s signature on the painting] but when?

Michellee

[chuckles] Back when you were very little, your dad and I lived here in Meepville, and this is what I did. I was an artist.

E.B.

Why in the world are you counting beans?

Michellee

Well, when your dad passed away, I wanted to make sure that I could take care of you, keep you safe. I wanted a safe job in a safe place, so... we moved to Glurfsburg.

E.B.

I’m sorry.

Michellee

Whatever for?

E.B.

For making you give it up, being an artist.

Michellee

Are you kidding? You’re my greatest work of art.

Michellee

I have to get all these animals out of here.

Let me help.

Michellee

You’ve done more than enough.

E.B.

(While riding on her chickeraffe) MOM!!!

Michellee

And just for the record, I never liked you. I just felt sorry for you.

E.B.

(While riding her chickeraffe) GUY!!!

Yeah, well, I feel sorry for you now, because you are making a huge mistake.

E.B.

Hey, why don't we help with mr jenkins?

Michellee

If that's helping, then...

...Sam did the right thing.

E.B.

(While riding her chickeraffe) And so did Guy. You don’t really hate him, do you, Mom? Tell him how you feel.

Sam I Am

Save yourself! Jump onto that ledge!

Never! I’m not going anywhere without that Chickeraffe!

Michellee

I know it’s hard to let go of something you love. But, sometimes you have to do it, even when it’s scary. You can do this. I know it. You can let go.

Nope! Gimme that! [struggling] He’s mine! Give me... [E.B. puts the friendship bracelet on Snerz] Huh?

E.B.

This is for your own safety.

E.B.

Mom, spill the beans.

Michellee

What? I don’t know.

E.B.

Before she stops singing!

Michellee

I... do like you... a lot.

E.B.

I meant spill the beans.

Michellee

Oh! Oh, I thought you were using it as an expression. Oh, great! Yeah. Now I said that, I don’t even...

I’m glad you did.

Michellee

Oh! There he is.

Sam!

E.B.

Is Mr. Jenkins...?

Sam I Am

Heading home. I would never let anything bad happen to him. But someone didn’t believe me.

Sam, I am so sorry. You were my friend and I should have believed you.

Sam I Am

Mm-hmm.

Michellee

Guy-Am-I, you are a reckless, dangerous man. [kisses Guy] And I love it.

Sam I Am

Oh! I love you, too.

What are you doing here?

Pam

Stopping you and your weapon.

Narrator

She's not taking out Sam! Pam chose Mission Mom! Her real plan was to come here and dismantle Guy's bomb!

Michellee

Uh, who is she?

Where's Sam? You ditched him already?

Michellee

Okay, Sam's mom. Got it.

Pam

Actually, he ditched me.

The kid's smarter than I thought.

Pam

I’m stopping you.

Well, you’re too late. Someone’s already stopping me.

Pam

Oh, yeah? Who?

Me!

Pam

Walvark droppings.

I mean it!

Pam

Get out of my way.

No! Now get out of here before the Zooks find you and blow my whole plan.

Pam

Now what?

Michellee

Hi. I’m Michellee, by the way. Guy’s wife. We met earlier at the door. Heard a lot about you, Pam. Not all of it is great, but you know. Anyway, Guy is telling the truth. He is trying to unmake the weapon. If you’d seen any of Guy’s other inventions, you’d know they all…