TDToby Determined
On the bright side, pun very much intended, it's opening day at the Gravity Falls pool!
Gravity Falls pool?
Today?
Pun intended?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Ah, the pool. Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment.
Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers. It's like the bus but wet.
[looking at a towel] Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses?
It's best not to think about it.
[Wendy throws a water balloon in Stan's face from atop the high lifeguard chair]
Hey, Mr. Pines.
Wendy?! Where's the lifeguard?
I am the lifeguard. I make the rules, sucka. Boosh. [throws more balloons]
[fleeing] AAH! SHE'S ATTACKING ME WITH WATER!
[Wendy, Dipper and Soos laugh]
Wow, you work here?
I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges. Plus I get the best seat in the house.
Yeah, you do! [laughs for a moment, then whispers to himself] I've been laughing for too long.
Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest? 'Cause I think you're winning.
Soos, shhh.
Hola.
Whoa, are you from Australia?
KKid
How long ya in for?
Two hours for roughhousing. But I'm innocent.
K2Kid 2
Pool jail ain't so bad. As long as you don't end up in solitary.
SCSolitary confinement kid
It's the nights that are the hardest.
Hey, I brought you a sandwich. It's kind of wet, but it's still good. I like sharing things. Sandwiches, secrets... [whispers] share your secret, beautiful stranger.
There it is, Soos. Equal distance from the snack bar and the bathroom. Just the right amount of sun and shade. And pointed away from where Old Man McGuckett lotions himself. The perfect lawn chair.
The legends you told me in the car were true.
I should've known from your strange foreign fish language.
It is Spanish.
Yes, yes... burn the child.
Deal with it.
[Wendy and Dipper prank Soos]
Soos.
Inflatable duck guy? Is that you?
Yes, Soos.
I knew you guys were secretly alive. I knew it.
My people have been enslaved, Soos. You must free us.
The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand.
[Mabel puckers her lips in preparation for a kiss]
What are you doing with your mouth.
Me? Nothing. This? I was just eating some sour candy...so my lips did that...because the candy was so sour.
Can I have some candy?
No.
I have never met anyone like you.
Me too. Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires.
I don't remember the vampires.
I don't tell you everything.
Mabel? Is everyone here tonight?! What, is Soos here too?
[Falls off of the fence in the background.] I'm okay.
Go home, Soos.
You got it.
Okay, my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fish sticks to make prosthetic pair of people legs.
Intriguing.
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