[Wendy throws a water balloon in Stan's face from atop the high lifeguard chair]
Hey, Mr. Pines.
Wendy?! Where's the lifeguard?
I am the lifeguard. I make the rules, sucka. Boosh. [throws more balloons]
[fleeing] AAH! SHE'S ATTACKING ME WITH WATER!
[Wendy, Dipper and Soos laugh]
Wow, you work here?
I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges. Plus I get the best seat in the house.
Yeah, you do! [laughs for a moment, then whispers to himself] I've been laughing for too long.
Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest? 'Cause I think you're winning.
Soos, shhh.
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