How is Charles holding up?
Who knows? He's not returning any of my calls or texts, but the hotel says that they keep sending up food, so there's something alive in that room.
S2 E13O' Brother, Where Bart Thou?
You're really sweet with him.
Me? Sweet? No!
But you are. I mean worrying about him, offering him food, it's downright maternal.
I'm not maternal. I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish.
S2 E14In the Realm of the Basses
One thing about being on the top of the world.. it gives you a long, long way to fall.
Chuck, your father wouldn't want this.
Fortunately, all I know is what he didn't want.. which is me.
I'm Chuck Bass!...No one cares.
I do! Don't you understand? I'll always be here, I don't want you going anywhere, I couldn't bear it. So whatever you wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please!
Hey, Eric, have you seen Chuck?
A while ago, he said something about wanting to take a view from above.
He probably meant upstairs.
Clearly you don't know Chuck. He has a thing for the roof tops.
S2 E15Gone with the Will
Your dad left you a letter? You have to read it.
Yeah, aren't you curious as to what it says?
I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son. I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"
[to Chuck] I believed in you. Your father believed in you. You're the only one that didn't. All I wanted to do is just be there but today when you called me your wife, made it sound like the ugliest word in the world.
LLawyer
Now Charles, your Uncle Jack Bass is your closest living relative and, as such, has been named as your legal guardian. Are you comfortable with this?
[to Jack] Curfew?
None.
Girls sleeping over?
Yes, please.
I'll allow it.
But every once in a while the fate smiles upon you and you get the one thing you really need.
S2 E16You've Got Yale
[Lily and Rufus are kissing]:
I would say "get a room", but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.
[about Jack] The bastard is untouchable.
What shall we do?
Time to get dirty. I'm all yours.
Let me educate you.
If your people don't come up with anything, maybe we can try number 26.
"Crash Jack in plane." The Bass jet is kind of expensive, Charles.
There's insurance.
S2 E17Carnal Knowlege
PPenelope
This is madness !
No ! This is Constance !
The Ultimate Private Gentleman's club. I walked through this door and it was...
the Chuck Bass' version of Narnia?
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