(to Coach Beiste) You will be happy to know that McKinley High is now a fully gender-fluld high school.
S6 E7Transitioning
I think, that he thinks that there’s still something between us. Which there obviously isn’t.
Obviously.
Anyway, I’ll call you. We’ll figure out what we’re doing. We can do something up-tempo. Or slow. It doesn’t matter, I’m versatile.
It’s time to bring out your two favorite gays, Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson!
Rachel, it’s come to our attention that you have some challenges with saying good-bye to your childhood home.
Which is forcing you to say good-bye to your childhood and fully accept adulthood. Or at least that’s according to the very nice lady at the Lima mental health clinic.
S6 E10The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester
She slashed the tires on my wheelchair 17 times.
She swapped out my weave glue with MAYONAISE.
She made a fake elevator, which she trapped us (Kurt and Blaine) in. And then pumped airborne drugs through the vents and built a small robot that forced us to kiss while it watched and made noises.
She put a live bear in my house.
Sue Sylvester came all the way to New York City to see me in my opening night on Broadway, 'Funny Girl', just so that she could walk out halfway through and have sex all over my apartment.
JHJoe Hart
She cut my dreads off.
GRGeraldo Rivera
Why does she hate the glee club so much? Do you have any explanation?
She's had it out for the glee club from the very beginning. Before we were around, the Cheerios were the stars of this school. And then we showed up and she's never forgiven us for stealing her thunder.
Geraldo Rivera, this is an OUTRAGE! Th-this is slander! These are all lies orchestrated by one Will Schuester! JUDAS!
GRGeraldo Rivera
This may come as a surprise to you, Sue, but it was not Will Schuester who tipped us off. It was someone else. It was Becky Jackson.
S6 E11We Built This Glee Club
Well, Jesse St. James. (Jesse hums, smirking pleased) What you're doing here?
I'm fromhere, remember? And I'm just in town for a couple of days, my mom's getting a tummy tuck and a little eye-work done, so I thought she could use a little help around the house. The real question is, Rachel Berry, what are you doing here?
What... I'm coaching the glee club! Yeah, we're-we're cramming for sectionals right now, so...
Well, I heard you were offered a new role in the Russell Simmons' musical opposite one of Broadway's hottest up-and-coming young actors, but that the producers are still waiting to hear back from you.
Wait, how do you know that?
Because I am the hot up-and-coming young actor you're going to play opposite of.
(obviously excited) You're playing Tino?!
The Iraqi war vet who was discharged for covering the American embassy with the graffiti that he used to make him a famous Philly street artist and when he comes home, crippled with PTSD, it's only his love of hip-hop that can save his life? (Rachel nods, grinning) Yeah.
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