Does that work on the girls where you're from? The impressions, the bad jokes, the Navi?
I don't know. I went to an all boys boarding school.
[nods] Now it makes sense.
“Duets” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (10), Santana Lopez (8), Sam Evans (8), Quinn Fabray (6), Brittany Pierce (5), Tina Cohen-Chang (5), Mike Chang (5), Finn Hudson (4)
I know what's it's like to have a secret you're ashamed of.
[gasps] So...so you are gay!
What are you doing?
We're not using them. You're paying.
Why?
Because a gentleman always pays on the first date.
Don't worry, I'm not going to go all Shawshank on you.
You know they make shampoo for color treated hair.
I don't dye my hair!
Uh-huh.
So fricking charming.
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