[Looking for the missing girl, Kagura asks a bar owner if he’s seen her.]
GGuy
Is there a name?
Em…Hammy.
GGuy
Don’t make stuff up! What kind of parents would name their kid that?
I forgot, but no big deal…
If you’re going to cosplay, do it with all your heart!
I can’t be bothered doing this. Let’s just buy some ham and pass it off as her.
Who’re you trying to fool?! How long do you intend to use the ham joke?!
Hey! Pointless characters shouldn’t take up the whole scene!
By whom should I swear? I’ll swear by the weather girl…
If there’s something in your way, kill it. Kill it and get outta here! There’s a drama on tonight that I have to watch.
Me too.
I’m not typically a guy who just hates people. But there are 3 types of people I can’t stand: The first is the guy who gets in the way of work; the second is a guy who doesn’t wash his hands in the restroom; the third is a dirty looking guy with a natural perm. You fit all the categories!
Do you want me to tell you the three kinds of people I hate? First! Girls who fool around during preparations for a school festival! Second! Foolish boys who tag along with them, unnecessarily aroused! Third! Teachers who just go along with it, smiling serenely!
Geez. All you’re saying is you hate school festivals. I bet you had a gloomy youth…
Not as bad as yours. Fooling around in a restroom at your age…still, what I like about you is that you look like a leaf that can’t dress right.
I’m sorry that my stupid daughter caused you problems. I’ll just take her home and scold her. [he steps out of the bathroom to see a whole group of evil looking guys] Oi, oi, is everyone happily using the restroom together? There aren’t enough stalls.
Speaking of which, why were you there?
Speaking of which, who the hell were those guys?
'A person’s life is like carrying a heavy burden while walking a long road.' A long time ago, a guy named Tokugawa Nobuhide said that.
What’s with the mixed names? It’s Lord Ieyasu, Lord Ieyasu!
When I first heard it, I thought it sounded so lame. But I guess you can’t dismiss what old people say. It wasn’t a burden. It was something important that you held with both hands. But you didn’t realize it was there when you held it. I only realized its true weight after it slipped from my hands. I don’t know how often I thought, ‘I’ll never carry this again.’ But, all of a sudden, I’m feeling that weight again…If I really threw it all away, it’d be easier. But, regardless, I don’t feel like it. It would be too boring to keep walking without them.
Your right hand can’t carry the entire burden. From now on, I’m your left arm.
GGuy
Look, we don’t need guys like you.
[dressed in a space pirate outfit] How rude. We want to be pirates too! Take us with you! Right, Zura?
It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura.
We’re mischievous guys who’ve dreamt of becoming pirates ever since we were little. We’re looking for the secret treasure called ‘One Park’. Right, Zura?
It’s not Zura; it’s Captain Katsura.
GGuy
Whatever. Go find it yourselves.
Don’t say that. Look, my hand’s a hook. I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now.
[pointing his bokuto at the guy] At least give us an interview.
[pointing his sword at the guy] Look, we even have resumes.
[After saving Kagura]
Shit, the wound opened up. Um, excuse me, is this where the interview is being held? Good afternoon, my name is Sakata Gintoki. I want to apply for captain. My hobby is eating sweets. My skills include being able to sleep with my eyes open…
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