I can't even open my eyes.
That's okay, there's nothing to see. Kirk's in a Speedo, Taylor's in a skirt, Al's in assless chaps.
Oh my God, stop. I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again.
S3 E7They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?
[Jess walks up to Rory as she is sitting on the bridge]
Dean's a jerk yelling at you like that, breaking up in front of everyone. The guy's a total jerk.
No, he's not..he was right...everything he said, all those things about you and me, all those things about me...lying to him, messing with his head. He was right. [pause, she looks up at Jess] Well, wasn't he?....Fine, he was right about me then, now go away.
[Jess takes a breath]
He was right about...all of it.
So what now?
You definitely broken up with Dean?
Yeah, I'm definitely broken up with Dean.
I have to go take care of something then.
S3 E8Let the Games Begin
Hi.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I have to get to school.
Yeah, me too.
Bye
Bye. Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
[Jess and Rory leave.]
What the hell was that?
That was episode one of "Rory and Jess: The Early Years".
What do you think is gonna happen?
You know what I think is gonna happen.
No, I don’t. Tell me. Tell me what I’m gonna do to her.
You’re not gonna do anything to her because when you’re at her place, there’s Lorelai, and when you’re here, there’s me, and when you’re out there, there’s Taylor.
Romeo and Juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know?
Well, as soon as I catch you in a pair of tights, I’ll get worried. Until then, do your homework.
Uh, listen, I just want you to know that I had a little talk with Jess earlier.
You did?
Yes, I did, and I really laid down the rules concerning him and Rory. Trust me, he now knows that I am going to be watching them every second they are together.
Oh good.
Yup.
You know, they're together now.
What?
Oh yeah. "I have to get a part for my car", "I'm going to go study" — that's kid code for "Meet me at the previously agreed upon location far away from my clueless uncle".
You're kidding me, right? You don't really think that… damn, they are. They're together. They used the kid code and now they're together.
Oh wow. I guess this means there really isn’t a Dean anymore, huh?
Yeah, that and it broke in the shower this morning. Though I probably would’ve taken it off anyway.
Or Jess would’ve done it for you.
What did that mean?
It just meant Jess wouldn’t want you wearing another guy’s bracelet.
Or that Jess is a thief and he would’ve stolen it.
It does work on both levels, doesn’t it?
So this is how it’s gonna be from now on?
What does that mean?
You like Dean and you hate Jess.
Rory.
Jess will always be the evil guy who mouthed off to you and wrecked my car and Dean will always be the perfect guy who would come over and change the water bottle.
Aw, I forgot about the water bottle.
Mom.
Rory, I said nothing. I didn’t mean what you thought I meant about Jess. I’m trying to be supportive about this.
How supportive?
Supportive. You know, go team.
I’m serious, I wanna know how it’s gonna be. Like, can I invite him over?
Of course you can invite him over.
Well, can he actually come into the house?
Yes, he can come into the house
Are you going to talk to him?
I'll at least match him grunt for grunt.
Okay. Now, let's say he's in the house and there's a fire and you can either save him or your shoes - which is it?
That depends, did he start the fire?
Here we are.
Yeah, here we are. So, tell me, what’s your decision about smoking that depending on?
On what’s gonna happen.
When?
Now.
[They kiss]
I’m glad you didn’t smoke it.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
[they kiss again]
Well, whatever else happens between us, at least we know that part works.
I have to go.
What? Did I do something or –
No, no. This was. . . you were – are. . .it was wonderful, and I look forward to many similar occurrences in the future, but right now, I have to go. Understand?
Not at all.
It’s more fun that way, isn’t it?
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