What do you think is gonna happen?
You know what I think is gonna happen.
No, I don’t. Tell me. Tell me what I’m gonna do to her.
You’re not gonna do anything to her because when you’re at her place, there’s Lorelai, and when you’re here, there’s me, and when you’re out there, there’s Taylor.
Romeo and Juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know?
Well, as soon as I catch you in a pair of tights, I’ll get worried. Until then, do your homework.
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