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S3 E7

Gilmore Girls · Season 3, Episode 7

Rory and Lorelai in “They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They?”

I can't even open my eyes.

That's okay, there's nothing to see. Kirk's in a Speedo, Taylor's in a skirt, Al's in assless chaps.

Oh my God, stop. I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again.

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