So, Davey, beautiful day, huh? What would you like to discuss? Middle East peace, the space program? I'm sorry, what's that? Oh, my God. He said, "The answer to the problems in the Mideast is, 'I have to poop.'"
He got distracted.
“Die, Jerk” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (4), Emily Gilmore (1), Sookie St. James (1), Richard Gilmore (1), Lane Kim (1), Jason Stiles (1)
More broccoli, Grandpa?
Absolutely. Staves off the cancer.
Staves off my appetite.
You really should eat more green things, Lorelai.
I plan to eat a five-dollar bill later tonight.
Oh, have you seen the new twenties? They have a little peach color in 'em.
Peach, perfect. I'll eat a new twenty, I'll have my fruits and vegetables.
Remember when I was a kid, my mother showed me the special jug that's been passed down in my family for years and years in a long-standing Kim tradition that she is personally going to present to the boy I'm going to wed?
Oh, my God. The marriage jug?
The marriage jug.
She's sending Dave the marriage jug? What does that mean?
I'm guessing it means she's reserving a hall and ordering that "Stations of the Cross" ice sculpture.
Hi, hon. Jason, this is my daughter, Rory. Rory, Jason.
Right, Scooper.
Digger.
Sorry. Digger.
It's nice to meet you. And I don't really go by Digger anymore.
What is it, P. Digger now?
Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties.
She did not say that.
She did say that.
It seems a little wrong that Jessica Simpson is alive and well and Roy got eaten by his tiger.
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