“So, Davey, beautiful day, huh? What would you...” – Lorelai, Gilmore Girls ... TV Quotes Database

So, Davey, beautiful day, huh? What would you like to discuss? Middle East peace, the space program? I'm sorry, what's that? Oh, my God. He said, "The answer to the problems in the Mideast is, 'I have to poop.'"

Sookie

He got distracted.

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