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Gilmore Girls · Season 4

Lane and Rory in “Die, Jerk”

Remember when I was a kid, my mother showed me the special jug that's been passed down in my family for years and years in a long-standing Kim tradition that she is personally going to present to the boy I'm going to wed?

Oh, my God. The marriage jug?

The marriage jug.

She's sending Dave the marriage jug? What does that mean?

I'm guessing it means she's reserving a hall and ordering that "Stations of the Cross" ice sculpture.

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