“Ted Koppel's Big Night Out” · Season 4
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Jason Stiles (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Richard Gilmore (1)
[Rory notices Luke's new waiter.]
Oh, my god.
What?
He hired Brennon Lewis.
And?
Ew!
He doesn't look that bad.
He's the boy who dissected a frog, did not wash his hands, and then ate a sandwich.
Ew!
He's like the lost Farrelly brother. He's so stupid. He watched The Breakfast Club and decided to tape his own butt cheeks together.
[leaving a message for Lorelai] OK, see, a better man, a smarter man, a different man would take into account the fact that flowers, candy, and numerous phone calls have gone completely unnoticed by you. Those men would get a clue, have some pride, grow a pair and move on. Oh well. Lorelai Gilmore, daughter of Richard and Emily, mother of Rory, and friend to all, would you join me for dinner on Saturday night? Please call me back, because I will some day find my pathetic threshold and stop trying.
I like that boy.
Prove it. Drop your pants!
Oh, wait, are you Pennilyn Lott, my dad's college sweetheart?
Yes.
You're my almost-mommy.
Well, I suppose you could put it that way.
I'm so glad to finally meet you. Let me ask you something - would you have let me get a pony?
Where are you going?
Just watch my Snow Balls, please.
Not on the first date, mister.
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