“Happy Birthday, Baby” · Season 3
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Richard Gilmore (4), Emily Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (1), Taylor Doose (1)
Take the cake into the kitchen now, Teresa.
Wait, aren't I supposed to blow out the candles?
Oh, Teresa can do that.
Mom, it's tradition for the person whose name is on the cake to do the blowing.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought only children liked to do that. Shall we bring it back out and relight it?
No.
Well, would you like to make a wish and blow out the tapers?
Why am I being mocked on my birthday?
Because it's the Gilmore way.
I'd like the wording to be a little harsher.
Taylor, it already says that if Aunt Tilly's Taffy delivers even 2 hours late, they forfeit all payment for that particular shipment and are liable for any loss of income that may result from that late delivery. It's pretty extreme.
It may seem extreme, but those candy people are shifty characters.
Why don't we leave the wording as it is for now and see how things go. We can get tougher later if necessary.
Yeah you could send over a couple of oompa-loompas to kick the crap out of Aunt Tilly.
This was my favorite thing to eat as a boy. My Gran used to make this for me whenever I was feeling a little sad. You know, if my cricket team lost or a girl I fancied, turned up her nose at me.
Well, then load me up, because there was this cute chick at the pharmacy today. I used my best material on her and nothing.
Richard, at least let Pena serve it.
No comment on my lesbian hilarity? My, how far we've come.
Well, I have something for you.
[places an envelope on the table]
Is it a hat?
No.
Is it a purse?
No.
Horse?
Lorelai.
George Foreman Grill?
Seventy-five thousand dollars. Seventy-five thousand dollars. Oh my God, that’s like 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.
What are Jimmy Choos?
Shoes.
150 pairs, that’s it?
Dad, they’re Jimmy Choos.
For seventy-five thousand dollars, you should be able to buy at least three or four hundred pairs of shoes.
Not Jimmy Choos.
But that’s ridiculous. You are not going to spend seventy-five thousand dollars on Jimmy Choos when you could buy four hundred pairs of less prestigious but I’m sure equally stylish shoes. You will shop around first. Is that clear?
Yes, sir.
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