Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet.
Nice.
If you're desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl.
Got it.
And keep in mind that getting up on a table and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.
I wasn't planning on doing that.
Hon, those things are never planned.
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