[the Skipper is greeting the wedding party, and Gilligan is best man] Ah... The best man.
At least I'm best man at something.
Gilligan, you couldn't be best man in an all girls school.
S2 E31Mr. and Mrs. ???
S2 E32Meet the Meteor
Now gentlemen, on the one hand there may be nothing to worry about.
Good!
But on the other hand...
I knew it, it's always the other hand that gets in trouble!
" I have one regret. that I won't live to be one hundred years old."
"Oh, but you will dear. You' be that on Saturday."
Why, you ladies certainly look as beautiful as ever tonight.
Ha, ha. Professor, I bet you say that to all the girls.
Mary Ann, we are... all the girls.
S3 E7Man With a Net
We've been all over this island and were not even sure Lord Beasley has even seen a Pussycat Swallowtail.
Where else can he afford to look?
Good heavens!
Looking for a butterfly under the water?
That's what I call a determined man.
That's what I call a determined nut!
You and your big mouth! [after Gilligan remarks that the only place Beasley hasn't searched the mountain, and Beasley forces them to climb it]
S3 E15Gilligan Goes Gung Ho
Skipper, it's against the law to lock somebody up without telling them what they did.
[smiles] Just a moment, Gilligan. [humming] Let's see here. Is that it? Yeah. It says here in the Criminal Law, Section 7, Paragraph 14, "Let it be known that any man who interferes with or causes in any way a rescue to be fouled up, goes to jail for as long as the Skipper says."
There's no such law.
There is now!
VCVarious Castaways
[whenever a rescue attempt goes awry, regardless of the actual cause] GILLIGAN, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
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